dex Posted April 19, 2013 Share Posted April 19, 2013 the creature surfaced and bob saw the extent of his mistake. It wasn't alone, it had been escorting it's family when it had suddenly been attacked for no reason whatsoever. It snapped bob's rope with one swift flick of it's tentacle and carried on it's journey. Bob came to the realisation that he had just made a lucky escape. He thought.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itsmeagain Posted April 19, 2013 Share Posted April 19, 2013 to hell with this, I am back on the boat immediately, and he was hauled aboard the Breaking Wind immediately by captain Sigurdsson, who ordered him...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dex Posted April 19, 2013 Share Posted April 19, 2013 to stay below deck or be confined to the brig. He would accept no more disturbances aboard his ship. The last thing he needed was an idiot passenger interfering with the smooth running of his ship. Even if they turned out to be someone of..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itsmeagain Posted April 19, 2013 Share Posted April 19, 2013 (edited) great distinction, US origin, and possessor of the largest bag of tobacco Cap`n Sigurdsson had ever seen. Edited April 19, 2013 by itsmeagain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poppy Posted April 20, 2013 Share Posted April 20, 2013 "I'll take that!" declared Captain Sigurdsson and he disappeared into his cabin and locked the door. He was not seen again for several days and any attempts to rouse him were greeted with loud giggles. This left the Breaking Wind under the captaincy of First Mate Archibald Horatio Wilberforce Shufflebottom, who had the unfortunate habit of .............. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kushy Posted April 20, 2013 Share Posted April 20, 2013 not taking seriously any thing and shares nothing.They will be called............................. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itsmeagain Posted April 20, 2013 Share Posted April 20, 2013 shuffling his rear end around the place when moving from chair to chair, which made loud parrrping noises , often mistaken for a phenomenon described brilliantly in the ship`s name, not least due to the aroma of decaying food left in the wake of his paarrrps....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dex Posted April 21, 2013 Share Posted April 21, 2013 They will be called The Shufflebottom Asides, no er... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itsmeagain Posted April 21, 2013 Share Posted April 21, 2013 Meanwhile, at Greenland central post office, in Nuuk, the head postmaster, picked up the letter addressed to Bob McGinn, in Connecticut, and he decided that it would go to Connecticut that very day. So he swiftly placed it in a bag with a covering letter in Greenlandic, and posted it off to Mr McGinn, who was at that time ready to approach the Greenland coast, on the bad ship Breaking wind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poppy Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 And so it happened, as is oft the case in life, that their paths crossed without either being any the wiser (not that letters can be attributed with having any actual wisdom, but if they did, it wouldn't have been much help anyway). When Bob was finally allowed to disembark in Greenland, the first thing that struck him was that it wasn't actually green and he wished he'd packed a warmer jumper. However, ever stoic, he ................. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dex Posted April 24, 2013 Share Posted April 24, 2013 (edited) accepted his fate as he knew that whatever life threw at him, there were always opportunities to be had, even if they were someone elses.... Edited April 24, 2013 by dex Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itsmeagain Posted April 24, 2013 Share Posted April 24, 2013 and so, Bob set off around the Greenland capital, looking for his letter, knapsack on his back, trying his luck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dex Posted April 24, 2013 Share Posted April 24, 2013 (edited) Unknown to anyone aboard the breaking wind, after the rest of the passengers departed a lone figure stealthily disembarked from the ship. He had the minimum of supplies with him in a backpack, all that was needed to carry out his mission. He was grateful that bob had proved to be such a helpful distraction . He checked his supplies and set off to meet his contact who would pass on his final instructions, all he knew, was that in the next two days someone would be..... Edited April 24, 2013 by dex Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poppy Posted April 24, 2013 Share Posted April 24, 2013 (nice twist Dex! ) ..... eliminated and he was the one to do it. As he walked along he hummed happily to himself and stopped now and then to sniff the flowers (it was springtime in Greenland and this year the gardens were putting on a particularly fine show). Nothing raised his spirits more than the promise of a nice little bit of unbridled killing and as long as .............. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itsmeagain Posted April 25, 2013 Share Posted April 25, 2013 his tourettes didn`t intrude, Mr Bill Smith thought he was onto a winner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dex Posted April 26, 2013 Share Posted April 26, 2013 Bill Smith only knew that he had to contact Cecil the cunning contractor to receive a detailed briefing as to what and who his mission would be about. If someone needed taking out then he knew he was the person for the job. With Cecil's clever calculations and precision planning Bill Smith knew that someone's life would be changed forever... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itsmeagain Posted April 26, 2013 Share Posted April 26, 2013 Hello Cecil be damn ill, specialist contractor services, came the squeaky voice as Bill Smith tracked down his mobile number at long last. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dex Posted April 27, 2013 Share Posted April 27, 2013 (edited) Cecil? it's Bill, can you hear me? This lines terrible This job, Yeah target needs taking out . hss warble Yeah.. Restaurant, yeah hss warble... Bradenfield avenue, yeah... no.22. There's a coincidence.... Edited April 30, 2013 by dex Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itsmeagain Posted April 29, 2013 Share Posted April 29, 2013 said Bill, musing distractedly, his left hand twiddling his moustache, my ex wife lives at the same address..or similar..anyway go there and take... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dex Posted April 29, 2013 Share Posted April 29, 2013 all precautions .... usual procedure.... Just make sure... she's taken out... and if you think ... I'm paying the bill with their prices, You think again.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itsmeagain Posted April 29, 2013 Share Posted April 29, 2013 i mean..did you see the prices marie`s massage parlour charged last time..my wife..would never..oh my god..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poppy Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 I think I see her now!! ....flouncing along ....tight mini skirt .....stilleto heels ....plunging neckline .....I could just...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dex Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 (edited) die of jealousy at how beautiful she looks, I wish I was her age again. It's been such a long time (mists form) long long ago when memories have started to fade, The travellers remember their Edited May 2, 2013 by dex Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poppy Posted May 1, 2013 Share Posted May 1, 2013 'No Dex!! I mean I see her NOW!! There she is .....I must disregard old memories, put sentiment aside, remember how she screwed me for every last cent in alimony ....if I just aim, close my eyes, pull the trigger ...." BANG!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dex Posted May 2, 2013 Share Posted May 2, 2013 Owww Judas Priest, damn hair triggers only managed to shoot myself in the foot. Useless cheap guns, Well I suppose it's all that could be expected from a Cleaning Contractor..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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