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kushy

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  1. Hey all welcome to all newbies. Keep
  2. In one or the another place discipline should be there know!..........
  3. Some thing to kick start your Monday! 2 boys were talking and one said to the other, "There is a easy way to earn money". The other boy said, "How?" The boy replied, "Tell people you know their secret." The boy jumps up to his dad, "I know your secret!" Dad replies, "Please don't tell your mom heres $10." The boy then runs to his mom, "I know your secret!" Mom said, "Please don't tell your dad here's $15." The boy then tries it on the mailman, "I know your secret!" The mail man opened his arms and said, "Come, give your dad a hug!"
  4. Fred is 32 years old and he is still single. One day a friend asked, "Why aren't you married? Can't you find a woman who will be a good wife?" Fred replied, "Actually, I've found many women I wanted to marry, but when I bring them home to meet my parents, my mother doesn't like them." His friend thinks for a moment and says, "I've got the perfect solution, just find a girl who's just like your mother." A few months later they meet again and his friend says, "Did you find the perfect girl? Did your mother like her?" With a frown on his face, Fred answers, "Yes, I found the perfect girl. She was just like my mother. You were right, my mother liked her very much." The friend said, "Then what's the problem?" Fred replied, "My father doesn't like her."
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