dex Posted May 14, 2013 Share Posted May 14, 2013 decorate and style the owners home in the true chav style of.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itsmeagain Posted May 15, 2013 Share Posted May 15, 2013 (edited) Fag ash, beer cans, and badly spelled offensive graffiti. Edited May 15, 2013 by itsmeagain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poppy Posted May 15, 2013 Share Posted May 15, 2013 (edited) ...not to mention a proliferation of Burberry and bling. This was enough to cast terror into the hearts of the local inhabitants and the new edict was strictly adhered to. That is, by all except a certain Xaviar Blewitt, who went round in an absentminded world of his own, often dropping bits of pork pie, chips and mushy peas, which were rapidly picked up and devoured by the less discerning members of the Chav contingent. Oh dear, you know what happened next, don't you? Edited May 15, 2013 by poppy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itsmeagain Posted May 15, 2013 Share Posted May 15, 2013 Err..one of the chavs went and picked up a carton from the floor, where a pigeon had just been hovering.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kushy Posted May 16, 2013 Share Posted May 16, 2013 In my place they destroy a lot and keeps all wastage in my balcony.But I ................................................. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poppy Posted May 16, 2013 Share Posted May 16, 2013 quite like pigeons, so I feed them bread crusts. Unfortunately, it also attracts ..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itsmeagain Posted May 17, 2013 Share Posted May 17, 2013 rats, who eat the bread and chase the pigeons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kushy Posted May 17, 2013 Share Posted May 17, 2013 Its very sorrow to see these chases but the animals are looking for their ............. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itsmeagain Posted May 17, 2013 Share Posted May 17, 2013 Food and so they eat bread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poppy Posted May 17, 2013 Share Posted May 17, 2013 (edited) But not cake, as is often imagined. Although the odd muffin and cupcake are always gratefully accepted by the more discerning rat. Rastis was one such rodent. He'd made it his life's mission to ...... Edited May 17, 2013 by poppy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itsmeagain Posted May 17, 2013 Share Posted May 17, 2013 upend as many bins as was rattily possible in a week. Rastis began by going to a crowded housing estate, where he joined 25 waiting fellow rats, who..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kushy Posted May 19, 2013 Share Posted May 19, 2013 are very dangerous and harmful than............ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poppy Posted May 20, 2013 Share Posted May 20, 2013 a school of killer sharks. Someone who can tell you all about this is Bob McGinn (remember him? ) We last met him plodding manfully towards the Greenland capital (who's name escapes me at this particular moment) in search of his wayward correspondence. Well since then, quite a lot has happened (we'll get to the killer sharks later). After sticking out his thumb to every passer by, one motorist finally stopped and thumped him because he felt that Bob was making rude gestures, after which ........... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dex Posted May 21, 2013 Share Posted May 21, 2013 the motorist agreed to take him to the nearest town, as long as he kept quiet and didn't express his opinion on the drivers taste in music.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itsmeagain Posted May 21, 2013 Share Posted May 21, 2013 which was jazz fusion. He also liked Coronation street theme tune, and played it while looking for a central Greenland post office to drop Bob at. Can you stop playing English soap theme tunes? asked Bob, who got most angry at times, especially when on the trail of a missing letter.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dex Posted May 21, 2013 Share Posted May 21, 2013 Not a chance said the driver as the metal version of Emmerdale Farm blasted out of the speakers, paradise Lost had never performed a better song ,iho although their version of Missing by Everything By The Girl was quite good, Bob decided to.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itsmeagain Posted May 21, 2013 Share Posted May 21, 2013 (edited) join in the spirit of things and was soon clapping heartily as the eastenders theme tune rang out from the tinny speakers. Errm..I see Nick Cotton was in the news t`other day, said Bob, trying to catch the driver`s eye. Edited May 21, 2013 by itsmeagain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dex Posted May 21, 2013 Share Posted May 21, 2013 yeah, He was fed up of being portrayed as an evil villain, so he decided to appear in panto as... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itsmeagain Posted May 21, 2013 Share Posted May 21, 2013 Bill from Bill and Ben. Sloob a lob dob, bob a slob dob, he said, tongue lolling to the side, he imagined string lifting his limbs as it did in his favourite childhood entertainment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dex Posted May 21, 2013 Share Posted May 21, 2013 WEeeeD WeEeed, Not that he'd had any previous experience of course...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itsmeagain Posted May 21, 2013 Share Posted May 21, 2013 though the sight of his vacant , dilated pupils, plus the general cut of his jib, could certainly have fooled brighter men than...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dex Posted May 21, 2013 Share Posted May 21, 2013 Doctor (Pull the other one) Legg, with his experience there was hardly a condition he hadn't seen..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itsmeagain Posted May 21, 2013 Share Posted May 21, 2013 ...so the general idea was that Bill looked as though he had spent 2 nights without sleep, and as though he was on acid, when in fact the strongest drink he ever tried was a milky white, weak, lukewarm tea...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poppy Posted May 21, 2013 Share Posted May 21, 2013 (edited) admittedly laced with a little something else. He took the flowerpot off his head now and did a heart-rending death metal rendition of the Teletubbies theme .....'Tinky Winky, Dipsy, La-La, Poh' Edited May 21, 2013 by poppy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itsmeagain Posted May 21, 2013 Share Posted May 21, 2013 bottle of whisky,,,,,, we posted at exactly the same time poppy..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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