Finish the thought, game (join in)

[dex]

decorate and style the owners home in the true chav style of..

[itsmeagain]

Fag ash, beer cans, and badly spelled offensive graffiti.

Edited May 15, 2013 by itsmeagain

[poppy]

...not to mention a proliferation of Burberry and bling. This was enough to cast terror into the hearts of the local inhabitants and the new edict was strictly adhered to. That is, by all except a certain Xaviar Blewitt, who went round in an absentminded world of his own, often dropping bits of pork pie, chips and mushy peas, which were rapidly picked up and devoured by the less discerning members of the Chav contingent. Oh dear, you know what happened next, don't you?

Edited May 15, 2013 by poppy

[itsmeagain]

Err..one of the chavs went and picked up a carton from the floor, where a pigeon had just been hovering....

[kushy]

In my place they destroy a lot and keeps all wastage in my balcony.But I .................................................

[poppy]

quite like pigeons, so I feed them bread crusts. Unfortunately, it also attracts .....

[itsmeagain]

rats, who eat the bread and chase the pigeons.

[kushy]

Its very sorrow to see these chases but the animals are looking for their .............

[itsmeagain]

Food and so they eat bread.

[poppy]

But not cake, as is often imagined. Although the odd muffin and cupcake are always gratefully accepted by the more discerning rat. Rastis was one such rodent. He'd made it his life's mission to ......

Edited May 17, 2013 by poppy

[itsmeagain]

upend as many bins as was rattily possible in a week. Rastis began by going to a crowded housing estate, where he joined 25 waiting fellow rats, who.....

[kushy]

are very dangerous and harmful than............

[poppy]

a school of killer sharks. Someone who can tell you all about this is Bob McGinn (remember him? ) We last met him plodding manfully towards the Greenland capital (who's name escapes me at this particular moment) in search of his wayward correspondence. Well since then, quite a lot has happened (we'll get to the killer sharks later). After sticking out his thumb to every passer by, one motorist finally stopped and thumped him because he felt that Bob was making rude gestures, after which ...........

[dex]

the motorist agreed to take him to the nearest town, as long as he kept quiet and didn't express his opinion on the drivers taste in music....

[itsmeagain]

which was jazz fusion. He also liked Coronation street theme tune, and played it while looking for a central Greenland post office to drop Bob at. Can you stop playing English soap theme tunes? asked Bob, who got most angry at times, especially when on the trail of a missing letter....

[dex]

Not a chance said the driver as the metal version of Emmerdale Farm blasted out of the speakers, paradise Lost had never performed a better song ,iho although their version of Missing by Everything By The Girl was quite good, Bob decided to....

[itsmeagain]

join in the spirit of things and was soon clapping heartily as the eastenders theme tune rang out from the tinny speakers. Errm..I see Nick Cotton was in the news t`other day, said Bob, trying to catch the driver`s eye.

Edited May 21, 2013 by itsmeagain

[dex]

yeah, He was fed up of being portrayed as an evil villain, so he decided to appear in panto as...

[itsmeagain]

Bill from Bill and Ben. Sloob a lob dob, bob a slob dob, he said, tongue lolling to the side, he imagined string lifting his limbs as it did in his favourite childhood entertainment.

[dex]

WEeeeD WeEeed, Not that he'd had any previous experience of course......

[itsmeagain]

though the sight of his vacant , dilated pupils, plus the general cut of his jib, could certainly have fooled brighter men than......

[dex]

Doctor (Pull the other one) Legg, with his experience there was hardly a condition he hadn't seen.....

[itsmeagain]

...so the general idea was that Bill looked as though he had spent 2 nights without sleep, and as though he was on acid, when in fact the strongest drink he ever tried was a milky white, weak, lukewarm tea......

[poppy]

admittedly laced with a little something else. He took the flowerpot off his head now and did a heart-rending death metal rendition of the Teletubbies theme .....'Tinky Winky, Dipsy, La-La, Poh'

Edited May 21, 2013 by poppy

[itsmeagain]

bottle of whisky,,,,,,

 

 

 

 

we posted at exactly the same time poppy.....