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of stamps, books and

said she hasn't seen dear old colonel wink winks for 4 months, a day he helped her in with her Tesco shopping. 'Major Flowers actually ', opined Rosalyn. ''Everyone here only calls him Colonel wink winks since he's forever ogling anything female of all shapes and..' 'Not seen my dad...you haven't seen our black and white, Dingle the pussy, have you?' 'No I cannot say I have', and at that...

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sally over, post haste, in order to ensure we are on the same page..oh daddy stop getting yourself in such a state..we sent black and white 😺 Dingle to see you also to keep you company..so if you're not going to admit what's going on then I am on my way over....and daddy..put the kettle.....

needed a hearty feline companion...' 'Spiffing, utterly so....absolutely charming what what..keep it going daddy', I said, yelling it from close to Rosalyn. 'By Jove, old girl, I have no memory of kitty this and that but someone clanged me on the bonce with a bladdy frying pan...

bed, pillows. tea, bread

disposable cash left so

and took poor Dingle in other arms, whisking him away to her own abode, where Dingle will this evening be spoon-fed clotted cream plus essence of re heated tuna, then pork scratchings as pudding. He....

put in motion the process.' Sending Dingle round to daddy's abode, by express courier service, was happily met by daddy exclaiming, ' by Jove, another delightful feline courtesy of my dear son in law John Forbidden..how blessed am I', and at that, he stroked

100 quid a bowl

Celeste Ng. All I never told you. Good novel of the lives of a Chinese family in USA. She's a good writer. The eldest daughter goes missing. Family intrigue and secrets abound.

I thought better of it......Rosie received a text from ' daddy' saying that he was in hospital for ' tests on my lungs' and asking why she never rang him an ambulance. Meanwhile Dingle the cat was eating the

'get gone, the .....' But each lout had gone,taking Rosie's finest tuberoses and daffs with them, probably given to their slavering girlfriends tonight..so I

and so I promised 14 quid each if they gave the garden a good old fashioned hosing, so, immediately, the boys proceeded to hose the entire place. Only

to a head when

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moikin now noizis missis, an we are having 13 nots an our an not a flicking penny less..yer abandoned town ve parson wiz perrin fifteen quid an hour an not a single penny lower van vat', opined asquat black haired kidnapped Jimmy Joyful, 16, full of thr joys of roof.

do I tell you, cleric, I am Revolting.' 'Be that as it is, dear sir, I shall make suitable arrangements for the boys to remove the awful mess you allowed to get soaking wet in the yard. You shalt be litter free, by Jove, at 6pm'. Aggrieved, Parson cut a fierce figure, marching with gusto. An hour later, six burly lads, a shovel each, arrived, and began shovelling cat litter , with venom, into a red truck bearing the logo ' Scruffy cleaners.. Never seen greeners', it promised a clean , environmentally conscious garden scrub up for those of a discerning nature. Soon...

chocolate factory, cake and

I do feel, kind sir, that all such matters..cat litter and burgers all, are down to you..me I am off to commune with..the dear Lord', and forth he sallied, out of the building, into a pile of wet cat litter that was about to avalanche, when Bert Biggins, rugby star, turned up and shielded the vicar with his garden sized back, saying,' a man if the Lord..Good Lord, thanks for allowing me to save Parson Cross this rainy day...'

who guzzled it like

rank already so I

I bought more cream

tin. I was really

confront my good self with his findings. 'It says in a book, God exists, Mr Decadent, and so..God exists..do look around you good man, and see the wealth and abundance of His signs..the bees,, the sun, the trees. ' 'Is death part of God's plan.. famine..war..or pestilence..and when are you helping me shift a ton of cat litter from the entrance?', I enquired, secretly laughing 😃 as my severe countenance hid it expertly.