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peremptorily huffed from the room, Mrs Overdraft sat imagining an immense rustling of voluminous skirts, like that Anderson woman from Twilight zone in her role as errant aristocrat in Bleak House. Herself not feeling too ladylike at present, Rosie briskly accepted the paying in slip and departed in a flurry of joy. 100k for a measly reproduction of a Harry Potter..celebrate good time come on..and at that she went..

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this overbearing creature wearing pince nez, need be such an absolute muppet. 'Hello I am Mrs Audrey Overdraft, manager, UnCo Operative bank, I hope youre OK'; declared a thirty something blonde lady with a zebra necklace. ' Come to this room and we will have a chat..about books.' She examined Rosie over the edge of a pair of maroon handled spectacles, wide lens. She looks like Nana Mouskouri , thought Rosie. 'Mrs Dahlia, I wondered if you ..possess any more super classic classics of this genre as it were..I for one, am a big fan and I will be pleased...

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cat psychotherapy, cat massage centre, cat taxis , a new house for us and the kitties? All such great ideas. Off to the bank Rosie sallied, wondering how Bookmite was feeling. Did he like his elixir? She certainly did, and she now had a vial of rejuvenating elixir in her purse in case of jeopardy at the bank. These banking bods are rather nefarious and I have not once liked or trusted them, Rosie mused as she ..

redo the cheque for me..recite after me...Rosie Flowers...500 thousand pounds..2024...and now, good man, I wish you goodbye. Enjoy the Philosopher's stone ', and with that, she scuttled away, gleeful and

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there was a distinct sign that all systems were, ahem, vibrantly synchronised and in full order. 'Oh drat it, I do adore your perfume Mrs Figtree..no wonder you had 3 kids well, he evidently couldn't keep his grubby fingers off..' 'How daaaare you...you cheeky old man...just because a dame like me gets rather fruity does not mean.....

demand a real cheque. The fly blown idiot has a mint condition, signed copy of my favourite book and he is going to damn well pay". Rosie rushed to a waiting taxi. Knocking on Bookmite's door, a somewhat surprising scene was developing in the room. Mrs...

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went into a dusty cabinet and produced an old , dusty, bank book, pulled off a cheque, and wrote ' Rosie Bougainvillea, the sum of 500, 000 pounds on demand, this sun drenched day , July 8 1924.' Rosie, as ever, oblivious to what is going on , merely almost fainted with joy, wondering if , were he not so repulsive, a kiss for the drugged up Bookmite may....

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result that they both slowly came to, first Maud, then Mr Bookmite. ' Well what a refreshing sleep, I really do need to attend here more ', announced Maud Figtree, ' and Mr Bookmite, do eat your pork roll before it...

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ever get my hands on the 100 plus k smackeroons? A veritable cat palace, with bathers, psychotherapy for cats? Social security claims for kitties, a library for studious cats ..waaake up..' In bustled a lady known as Maud Figtree, 54, a baker from Aldermaston, a fresh pork sandwich in a bag for Bookmite. She fainted and Rosie had 2 breathing corpses on her hands, how... .'

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pulled out a crumpled blue cheque book from a drawer and opened it. 'This is the most..existentially mind boggling , fascinating, startling bit of script I have ever seen..how on earth did you scribe it, Mrs Bougainvillea? In all my hours perusing books I..have never..seen ...such fam....' The Bookmite slumped softly onto the carpet. Snores emanated from the room. ' Oh for Cripes alive wake uuuuuuuupppp' wailed Rosalyn,