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really should take better care of your arthritis..come, sit here, drinking green tea, and talk..in USA they call it shooting the breeze..harhar har..daddy, we have here.,Eddie Doolittle, Mr William Foreman..and my.partner in business, Johnny Revolting..' 'So, I am Major Reggie Cedric Flowers, may I have the pleasure of everyone else admitting..err..announcing, who they are, and please allow time for my withered brain cells to keep track, after all,I am..' Bison muscles stepped forward, full of a leery grin.'Hoi, oi aahm Marvin Grunts, oi mast soy she's..your own girw ere..she's amazing.. oi ave never...

immediately jumped to task, as though they were chameleon like in terms of personality rather than their physical properties...which were, apparently, moulded by copious amounts of 🍟 chips, bacon and sausage sarnies, and egg custard pies. 'Roit moit, trust me, oi shall mike shoer vis lot works when vayze towed to work...veyz not bed leds roily, jass a quick kick app the jaxxy ocoizhunly an theyze awaroight' announced a large bloke in blue overalls , with a cowboy tache. 'My noim is Billy Foreman..an' no, it oint now jowk, vass moi real andle...coz o me managerial abilities.. you lot, get sweeping', he decreed, sending 5 lads rushing about with brooms in hand, sweeping, scrubbing, and lifting. 'Oi can....

the old newspapers moulding in the corner will be cleared out..?..Any prospect of getting rid of some of the old rubbish,eg rotting copies of Weekend magazine from 1985, Weekly News editions from 1986, Beano comics from 1987 and dirt, grease and dust shifted from the cooker..?..' I asked,my rage and jealousy turning my face beetroot red, and to make things worse, Rosie was saying to the lads,....

Get better soon. Keep us posted.

..are here..to ..work!', I hissed, unable to hide my contempt for these idle rumour mongering wasters, these.. 'But Johnny, give these lads a chance won't you..?..After all, they all smile, all drink tea'.... 'Fanks darling, oi roilly approysheate ya, ya now..Eddie Doolittle', said a grimy bloke bearing a beer belly and yellow teeth, his proffered hand being grabbed by Rosie, 'and on beearf of azz awl, may oi...

being a bit of a lad ere moit??..see, if you are, then may oi recommend corn oil for home fried chips, baby oil for a bit of how's yer father, and oil of Ulay for a good wash.. any questions.?..', he asked, as though addressing an auditorium of eager palaeontology students on a cold Thursday morning. 'Get on with the clean..', said I, attempting to seem...

quite sufficient. There's an old warehouse in Streatham, owned by daddy, he will make it available.' A week later, a large ish warehouse was being cleaned by five workers from YouKallWe Clean, a company describing itself as ' the best scrubbing company in England'. The 2 lads I spoke to, Sid and Jason, were clear about one thing, namely, there is no .....

Good luck boss. Take a few books for post op recovery . Family around etc.

knead in sure stealth, so when we are kneading something, we carry it out so stealthily that no one notices. Just the other day I.." 'Johnny, do focus..mummy always says that a job , once half done, is worth doing again so where is your start date for the cat and book cafe..?...

what we would end up doing today, my thoughts inexorably taking me down the route of trying to get a close affinity with the delightful, rose scented, eccentric individual in crepe shoes. 👞 I suddenly felt quite guilty about a mildly lascivious thought, and instead I said, ' there's been plenty of weather lately', which was not especially relished by rose scented velcro feet Rosie. ' Why do men always avoid the 🐘 in the room', she rhetorically asked, making animated gestures with her arms, a round face being described in the air by her hand, then a long protuberance was drawn. She's calling me a dickhead, was my automatic thought..but no, what did Professor Scheherazde tell me in his psychology lecture..was it that men are so genital obsessed that they misinterpret innocent asides, or is it that...

loins, an uncharacteristic lack of bonhomie, devoid of wellbeing, a bit like losing a tenner, finding 5p . Asking if they have soya milk I .......

a penchant for a fine, raw, ethnically clean Scottish malt, McLachlan of Dumfries finest whisky. Never gave daddy a problem , but moi,je prefer strong green tea, or Japanese cherry,, there's an outlet down in Shepherds Bush, should you wish to come along, I have also seen ...'. ..I mused privately, what is this ethnically clean whisky..?..Is ...

The staff member list is seemingly well out of date. Michelle isn't active anymore. Just saying...😃

scent of the forest. With cedar, bilberry, root bark, oil of mushroom and a touching cow grass, it's certainly good for chilblains, arthritis, rheumatoid and carotid, depression, sun sickness...' 'So you never get sun sickness?..', I asked,

Brick Lane by Monica Ali, is excellent. More Bangladesh than India though.

Very disappointed with the childish style, adolescent humour , in this book.

My mojo is great right now, must be the slow approach of retirement making me chill and read. Reading..Best ever way of changing the world we live in...

Luna we love you here ❤️. What's going on boss..?....Get theesen a good book, prop theesen up on the pillars, and read..simples. 😃 Best wishes

start work upon John and Rosies book and cat cafe..daddy has a ton of surplus books, I have enough cash to buy an average sized aeroplane, you have enough cats and sufficient spuds to make chips til the next millennia...

Sheffield had about 75mm of rain since Thursday night, more than falls in the whole of October generally. Absolutely torrential for 36 hours, stopped briefly now. Libraries, hospitals, etc , have leaking roofs and buckets everywhere to catch the rain.

stay, as she was rather fetching, her velcro shoes reminding me of what a sheltered, lovely, educated, eccentric lady could be like, and my, do I like that. Ordering an ice cream sundae for her, and onion and chilli uttapam for my good self, we talked of her plans for the future,

wandered to a nearby cafe for tea and crumpets with marge and Marmite. 'So,what interests you in an older bloke like me?', I ventured, looking at her pretty, make up free face. 'Oh well, you have the most AMAAAzing salt and pepper hair, you love the books of Paul Theroux, you dress well, and you donate to a cat charity, which I see as being entirely spiffing, daddy used to..' 'How do you know about a 🐈 charity?', I asked, suddenly alarmed.'Oh, the universe informs me of sooo much dear John, you know I feel that by 2033 we will all be actually living in our office space, such is the need for capital to .....' My mind shifted to weighing up my options here, whether I

Looks as though Bree struggled with A tale of two Cities. I did, I found it monotonous and confusing too. Just my humble opinion, no wrong viewpoints, as we all know.

How's this kitty doing Brian..?...

Football (1).mp4 Lovely dry humour. 😃 😊