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'Stop it Mr Bookmite..am on my way now..' An hour later she arrived at his office. 'Now I say...what a quick girl one appears to be', snorted Bookmite in between bouts of coughing that almost

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most promptly deal with your request and..choke cough cough cough..sorry , old COPD been playing up a lately. I take it you have no criminal history Ms..?' 'Flowers..and no I don't...why do you..

'According to missive from Spinebender and Bookmite , antiquarian dealers of Kent, 123, 555.65 exactly. If we can ring Mr Bookmite...' Immediately Rosie went to the phone.. ' Hello may I chat to Jimmy Bookmite? It's about the Harry Potter book that my betrothed spied in the loft..I wanna sell it...

I..Major Ron...ground control to Major Ron Ground control to Major Ron... Take your protein pills and put your helmet on...I and I only, funded this here cat parlour and if ever you upset me Roz then I will pull the plug. ' And at that, he marched out, an odour of sweat and aftershave lingering long into the night. 'I wanted.. .

no option but to absolutely insist on your presence and I will not...

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we already met and we..I...he..she..we don't see eye....to eye..' 'Rosie dear..sorted.. you plus your beautiful.. Johnny here..and also present will be Marcus Out, CEO of Robemandahousem estate agents, Diplodocus Dave from arts collective Arty Fart enterprise...

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the most delectable piece of errrr..crumpet..I mean a nurse...came to see me and it turned out she also dresses the wounds of Peter Twiddlepass, wife of my ahem...domestic.. errrr assistant..now this nurse she's called Deborah Snoozeship and she is very adept in cookery...wounds...passing the time singing knees up Mother Brown...spiffing girlie, Rosie she'll be a hearty friend to you my rejuvenating love of a daughter..I invited...

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..attempt to put right the wrongs..but..and I mean it..Debbie Snoezelem is here to stay Here to fight Community nursing She does it right Here to stay Here to fight Community nursing She does it right..' A cacophony of squeaky voices joined in at her end, clapping and chanting.. I imagined clenched fists and unfurled banners and I thought how funny that a bunch of High Street communists like these nurses, can attend to a bizarre unhinged Tory twerp like ' daddy.' 'Mr Ridiculous..?..hiya yes Debz is going right now to see your father..jolly good day..you're not freeing yourself of our Debz..' , and at that,

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chagrin, can you not, after all it's not exactly....

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propose..oh Johnny you're so ...mysterious..mildly contrary..oh Johnny..' A difficult silence was avoided by the insistent trrreinnnng of the landline. 'Hi . I am Miriam Coveryourback, manager at Wash em and Leave em nursing of Haringey?', she said, the unnecessary upward inflection producing a ludicrous, unanswerable question. 'OK...' 'Yeah hi..errr my head nurse Ms Deborah Snoezelem is in tears right now because of an assault by a ..Mrs... Horrible I think..Rose Horrible..? Any...

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face , so help me I'll...' 'I shall only let Johnny decide..Johnny do inform your wife of how we met..and nothing ever happened..in fact Johnny asked me..over dumpling curry with radishes..if I want a relationship..I laughed soo much I cried..am just..' 'Rosie..we met when Debbie was at a university convention..I was doing mental health, she general...we laughed so much that I went for dinner. ...she laughed at me so I dropped it..and now give her a chance to care for daddy...' [PS .Bernadette is amazing poppy and my OH accused me of having designs on her years ago. 😃 😀 😄 )

Jeepers that performance Wass terrible. Against one of the best who are hosts. I cannot see Scotland getting 3 points currently.

in my care for several years, in particular so I stay in touch with my winky dinky super slinky Johnny here..what a great

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