itsmeagain Posted March 12, 2013 Posted March 12, 2013 (edited) cold and sloppy, so they all went looking for a place to shower and dry themselves off.... spotty dick? try spotted dick poppy Edited March 12, 2013 by itsmeagain
poppy Posted March 12, 2013 Posted March 12, 2013 (edited) giving Jack time to take several deep breaths, think calming thoughts, maybe indulge in a little bit of yoga and meditation and generally get his ..... spotty dick? try spotted dick poppy whoops I thought at first you were asking if I'd ever tried it and I was answering 'yes I have, I've actually made it once.' That's what happens when you try to speak in a foreign language ....you know.... British English Spotted Dick everyone!! Spotted Dick!! It's a pudding!!! Edited March 12, 2013 by poppy
itsmeagain Posted March 13, 2013 Posted March 13, 2013 Bless you poppy . ..........act together. Itsme got a billycan, boiled it til real hot, then poured a cup of hot sweet milky coffee for a thirsty giant......
dex Posted March 14, 2013 Posted March 14, 2013 who had just come over to see what was going on, saving everybody another rant from dex on the merits of coffee, "Bet it's that cat poo stuff aswell!" Mumbles dex. fe fi fo bah humbug...
poppy Posted March 17, 2013 Posted March 17, 2013 Dex is at his usual sunny best. Itsme hands him a big slice of chocolate cake which has the dual effect of cheering him up no end and making it difficult to .............
dex Posted March 17, 2013 Posted March 17, 2013 keep on ranting ,whilst eating the delicious cake. A few thoughts did cross his mind though, just how were they going to get anywhere on their journey if all these people kept turning up ? Maybe it was a diversion set up by the wizard to stop them reaching their destination ? All he could think was that they weren't getting very far , but hell chocolate cake. Itsme and poppy were up to something, he was sure of it. They seemed to be planning something because....
poppy Posted March 17, 2013 Posted March 17, 2013 they were being suspiciously nice. Perhaps it had something to do with the cute little guy in Dex's avatar. Poppy gave him a pat on the head and Dex retaliated with a swift kick on her shin, causing Poppy to .....
dex Posted March 18, 2013 Posted March 18, 2013 mmm Dex thinks.... They're trying to fatten me up, I know they said some sacrifices would have to be made, but surely not human ones....
itsmeagain Posted March 18, 2013 Posted March 18, 2013 no not human ones...came the stentorian, less than dulcet tones of mrs m thatcher, aided by her nurse to walk towards the group.....
poppy Posted March 19, 2013 Posted March 19, 2013 'But nevertheless, sacrifices must be made and we will start by ......
dex Posted March 19, 2013 Posted March 19, 2013 checking our supplies to make sure there's no Dexcessive baggage, right then Pork pies, chuck. Smoky bacon crisps, chuck. Wheel of cheese , chuck. Dex comes round from stupour, " Cool great choices, Check. I hope they remember the....
itsmeagain Posted March 19, 2013 Posted March 19, 2013 marmite sarnies, cream and honey pie, and the bombay mix.....
dex Posted March 19, 2013 Posted March 19, 2013 Cos we'd never survive without those, mate. "I think we've overdone it with the" ....
poppy Posted March 20, 2013 Posted March 20, 2013 tinned mackeral in tomato sauce and the pickled onions, but we'll need the Jaffas for Poppy, you know how she gets if she doesn't have those, life wouldn't be ...... (funny you should mention Marmite sandwiches today, Itsme. The only factory in NZ to make marmite, got destroyed in the Christchurch earthquake two years ago. It's taken this long to rebuild and get their new marmite brew up and going. Today is the first day it went on the shelves again. There were queues outside supermarkets waiting to buy a jar. Kiwis have been having major withdrawal symptoms ....most don't like the Aussie equivilent Vegemite )
dex Posted March 21, 2013 Posted March 21, 2013 Worth living. I just can't understand why she has to dunk them in her Thai green chicken curry though. They do have some strange habits where she comes from. I mean have you seen what.....
poppy Posted March 22, 2013 Posted March 22, 2013 they eat at their West Coast Wild Food Festival?? Bull ....WHAT....shots??? Very feral!! No wonder they all speak funny. Can't understand a word they say meself. Of course ......
dex Posted March 22, 2013 Posted March 22, 2013 wyth me educayshun teken plaice et hum, Wot wud yew egspect. Wot wyth wonn dysastor afta anutha....
itsmeagain Posted March 23, 2013 Posted March 23, 2013 ....and what with having deep snow in England again, it is a wonder we can get....
poppy Posted March 23, 2013 Posted March 23, 2013 TV reception, let alone the internet. Still if worst comes to worst we can always ..... (you made it onto our news over here itsme, stay warm )
itsmeagain Posted March 23, 2013 Posted March 23, 2013 ..(...poppy i love the marmite story...... ) ........make our own entertainment..now let`s see..... .......
dex Posted March 25, 2013 Posted March 25, 2013 (edited) Granite, Silk ,Katana, It's a complex game of strategy and has many rules, You'll just have to keep up, so.... Edited March 25, 2013 by dex
poppy Posted March 25, 2013 Posted March 25, 2013 plonk yourselves down, make yourselves comfortable and put your thinking caps on. Its going to be .....
dex Posted March 25, 2013 Posted March 25, 2013 A case of Mastermind merged with Paul Coia's show which I can't remember the name. of bbc2(flokinokinihiilipilification)
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