dex Posted August 10, 2013 Share Posted August 10, 2013 Then he remembered that it was in his other pocket. He always seemed to do it, He'd take out his wallet right handed, pay pick up his drink and then put his wallet away left handed in his left pocket. (Weird he thought sitting down, raising the pint to his lips whilst posting on a discussion forum on his mobile.) I seem to spend the majority of the day being left-handed. Of all the many tasks he performed during the day, He always remembered to keep his hand on his k..., just like his flt driving instructor told him to. That was his left hand too. mmm my glass is empty again he noticed, Thirsty work this blogging lark he thought.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vimes Posted August 13, 2013 Share Posted August 13, 2013 (edited) As he accidentally deleted the post that he had been working on. He shrugged and put his phone down, things like deleting something by accident happens sometimes. There is really no point to getting upset about it. His thoughts turned back to important thoughts of world changing questions such as, where dose ones keys go when one can't find them and is there a secret island somewhere where all missing and odd socks go? ... Edited August 13, 2013 by Vimes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dex Posted August 13, 2013 Share Posted August 13, 2013 And if places like NZ still have a link with us , then We won gold in the Shot-Putt yesterday then! Well done! Us.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poppy Posted August 15, 2013 Share Posted August 15, 2013 'Now just hang on a minute there, matey!! Ya taking the whole 'All for one and one for all,' thingy a bit far, don't ya reckon? Ya better hand back me gold medal quick smart or there'll be ...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dex Posted August 15, 2013 Share Posted August 15, 2013 Well I'd argue the point with you all day, Just Don't tell Valerie Adams as having seen her in action, I wouldn't argue with her. Your really succesful repeated Gold Medallist. Baa Humbug. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poppy Posted August 17, 2013 Share Posted August 17, 2013 Getting back to the eternal question of where single socks go, well they're all in therapy trying to come to terms with the sudden disappearance of their identical twin. It's a sad tale and a long road to recovery, their biggest hurdle is finding ..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itsmeagain Posted August 20, 2013 Share Posted August 20, 2013 someone who wants all these odd purple socks..i mean who wants them? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poppy Posted August 20, 2013 Share Posted August 20, 2013 Sock puppets anyone? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itsmeagain Posted August 20, 2013 Share Posted August 20, 2013 .....Ophelia entered the room, her Victorian long dress was just like something out of Jane Eyre or similar..oh yes, she exclaimed, dear poppy, that would be most...sumptuous...and with that Ophelia went to poppy who passed her some..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poppy Posted August 20, 2013 Share Posted August 20, 2013 elderberry wine to wash them down with. Ophelia was a tad gullible and it took her some chewing before she realised that sock puppets were not for human consumption and therefore ....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itsmeagain Posted August 20, 2013 Share Posted August 20, 2013 (edited) ....with typical old English decorum, she breathed "oh crumbs..I don`t know what..poppy my dear, do you mind if I retire to..." and ran to the toilet where she discharged the socks from her mouth, thinking how terribly strange...poppy does, after all, seem such a nice girl, and...... Edited August 20, 2013 by itsmeagain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poppy Posted August 20, 2013 Share Posted August 20, 2013 golly gosh and goodness gracious me ..... who would have thought??? Of course, Poppy was offering them round as entertainment, not comestibles, but purple sock puppets had not quite been discovered in the 17th century, hence the .......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itsmeagain Posted August 20, 2013 Share Posted August 20, 2013 lack of recognition, dear, of the purpose of poppy`s ever so kind offer. So strange, mused ophelia..why do i feel as though things around me are kind of..odd..like as if we were partly living in..another age...at which point rrrrrrrrrinnnngggg...rrrrriiiing.....and my golly i am certain one of the servants went to talk into a black piece of something in response to the ring..oh gosh..let me lie down..darkened room...etc..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poppy Posted August 20, 2013 Share Posted August 20, 2013 A nice pool, she thought, water is so relaxing. Very calming .....and I always look so pretty in pools, the way my hair floats and swirls all around me. I'll go pick some flowers to scatter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itsmeagain Posted August 20, 2013 Share Posted August 20, 2013 She went to the huge lawn, got armfuls of lavender, buddleia, rose petals, and then she undressed and leapt into the huge lake at the end of the meadow. She was surrounded by fragrant flowers, floating in the cool water.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poppy Posted August 20, 2013 Share Posted August 20, 2013 thinking how beautiful she would look if someone painted her and dreaming of being rescued by a handsome prince. Unfortunately, the purple sock she had dined on earlier proved rather weighty and instead of floating as intended, she sank like a stone, entirely unable to resurface. And here lies the true story behind Ophelia's demise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itsmeagain Posted August 21, 2013 Share Posted August 21, 2013 You see the moral of the story is do not eat sock puppets. Ophelia was indeed saved by a prince who threw himself into the lake and pulled her to safety. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dex Posted August 22, 2013 Share Posted August 22, 2013 Dex was fascinated with the colour purple (No Not The Book) His book buddy at work has a purple wash (Whatever) in her hair. I've heard of the Blue rinse brigade, but purple! (bah non bald people) he thought. He wasn't bitter though, As he saved money on not having to buy shampoo, He used beer instead as it wasn't good for anything else. Unfortunately... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poppy Posted August 22, 2013 Share Posted August 22, 2013 Dex now smells like a brewery and there is a sticky residue stuck to his head. This proves an irresistible wasp magnet and he is followed by a buzzing, excited swarm, intent on ............... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itsmeagain Posted August 22, 2013 Share Posted August 22, 2013 Eating what dex had in his hair as to the bees it was like Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dex Posted August 23, 2013 Share Posted August 23, 2013 a field full of Poppies, they gorged until they were full, even to the extent of... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poppy Posted August 23, 2013 Share Posted August 23, 2013 utter inebriation, falling helpless to the ground, where they lay feet up, giggling, hiccupping and making strange ..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itsmeagain Posted August 23, 2013 Share Posted August 23, 2013 buzzing sounds...a bit like a busy set of bees in fact....bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dex Posted August 24, 2013 Share Posted August 24, 2013 dex's ears were full of the soud of buzzing, as he tried to bat away the bees. He used his hands quite uselessly at first and then he saw... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itsmeagain Posted August 24, 2013 Share Posted August 24, 2013 an old copy of the Sun on the floor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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