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said, 'vicar, I was reading 📚 a truly spiffing book by Reggie A. Theist, called 'Abolish God:why religion is wrong' and I wanted your..' The reverend parson disappeared so fast it was almost like he'd been asked to do a day's work. ' This is quite unacceptable ', mused the parson as he ran down Book Street, until he saw a sign asking for people...

Cressida slurped it all....

spoons of sugar and

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I feel OK.. indeed, were it not for social conventions and the diktat of our father Lord, one would squeeze your ..ahem'. Rightly shocked, Rosie protested, but the vicar, looking inebriated, kept on grinning and being a fool. Anyway, he received a slap from Rosie,which, if nothing else, will have brought to his mind the saying, ' no greater wrath have the a wild cat, than a female scorned'..or was it a female scone..? Meantime, I was cooking spaghetti and the cats...

tea, hot 💪 strong tea....

of pies, burgers,spuds....

I feel its best he leaves well enough alone...what a waste of our time..' Offended, Rosie swept wistfully out of the living room, down the drive, out onto the street,carrying a purse, a bag, a comb....and who did she meet coming towards her, other than the vicar, dressed in vicar type clothes, with his hair gelled and standing up......

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disdain on her face. 'I had two representatives of the plod down here....you are saddling us with more and more debt..the vicar has said you ordered the burgers....which caused food poisoning to daddy who was detained on spurious grounds..and some woman rang saying you won't pay the bill...ohJohnny..why .. '

and their side effects...

way to learn extra

Because....

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had been a bad idea. I sneaked out and left Rosalyn to face the music. My way down Falliopian avenue, on to Herpes Square, took me by Frankee and...

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justice was being served..cold. Finally she realised just what a twerp that elderly gent is. However, in Rosie's shower time, I took a unilateral decision..aha, male audience, believe me I know that's always a risk....and I telephoned the Old Bill. 'Ahem...John Revolting from Revolting Cat sanctuary Inc, est 2021...May I simply educate you around delicate issues..DO NOT ever, address a bloke name of Revolting, as Jimmy Disgraceful. So leave me alone and I hope the burgers choked you....' 'I am PC Eric Plodder and I ...

There's some outstanding scenery in Georgia. Really nice.

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'Well..I have 11 pounds ..64 p , and between you and me, we'll be well able to catch a 75 to New Cross, walk 10 minutes to Betty's cakes, and a second bus to our house..it's simple'. When we got back, tired and wet, she spotted the answer machine flashing. 'Two messages..message one..' Oh 'ello, its PC Plodder from the local nick. Am ringing up cos we appear to ave an outbreak of the runs round about here right now. A Mr Cross tells us the free burgers were courtesy of a Jimmy Disgraceful, cat sanctuary owner and general dogsbody..ring us.' Message 2. 'Rosie please get me an ambulance I have terrible guts..that damn burger...' Silence reigned very suddenly...

I don't think I can do ten right now. Looking at it, I will commence with 1. Crime and Punishment by Fyodor Dostoevsky. 2. In the Eye of the Sun. Ahdaf Soueif.. TBC....😅

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offer financial inducement, pecuniary endorsemement, monetary reinforcement, to get daddy away from those pesky police..oh daddy..' Down we trundled to the police station 🚉, to be met by PC Colin Stoopid, who declared daddy to be fit and ready to go. ' No need for any manny, Ms we don't accept bribes ere', he said, 'and tell yer dad that when e parses an ouse saying Madame on ve door, vis means aaahse of ill reputation, eez not suddenly Dan's la France or anything.. boi naaw..' , and daddy appeared, unruffled by the experience. 'I say what a spiffing turnout,both of you here...well I'm driving back home..you will get the bus right opposite' and at that, he drove...