randa23 Posted April 12, 2010 Share Posted April 12, 2010 Granted but you annoy people with the constant asking and wishing. I wish i had short hair. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I'mRose Posted April 14, 2010 Share Posted April 14, 2010 Granted as long as it is a lovely shade of purple, pink, and neon-green. I wish I was a great singer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AbielleRose Posted April 14, 2010 Share Posted April 14, 2010 Granted, but you can only sing in the shower. I wish I had a little vacation home in the mountians that I could escape to for a few weeks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
randa23 Posted April 14, 2010 Share Posted April 14, 2010 granted but you get killed in an avalanche. i wish i had bigger breasts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pickle Posted April 14, 2010 Share Posted April 14, 2010 Granted but they are so big you can't lie down I wish I could go on my dream holiday now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I'mRose Posted April 18, 2010 Share Posted April 18, 2010 Granted but it will rain the entire time I wish I was a famous publisher Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
randa23 Posted April 23, 2010 Share Posted April 23, 2010 Granted but no one buys your books cos a cheap pound store start selling them I wish I could play hockey for England Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stiggy Posted May 14, 2010 Share Posted May 14, 2010 Granted, but you'll lose your front teeth. I wish that I could see the future. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rawr Posted May 14, 2010 Share Posted May 14, 2010 Granted, but you will see a million years into the future and be so confused that you will go mental. I wish I could fly alongside the clouds... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ian Posted May 19, 2010 Share Posted May 19, 2010 Granted - but it's the volcanic ash cloud! I wish I a singer in a rock band Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poppy Posted May 22, 2010 Share Posted May 22, 2010 Granted, unfortunately you are tone deaf and the audience throw things at you (squashy things) I wish I could teleport Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skírnir Posted May 24, 2010 Share Posted May 24, 2010 Granted, only your body can be teleported but your mind has to stay in the same place. I wish I could go back in time and have a nice little chat with Newton. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stiggy Posted May 25, 2010 Share Posted May 25, 2010 Granted, but you will see an apple falling from a tree and push him out of the way before it hits him in the head, he will never have a eureka moment, it will change history, and we won't know who Newton was anyways. I wish that I had a twin brother. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charm Posted May 25, 2010 Share Posted May 25, 2010 Granted, but he's an evil twin and makes your life a living hell. I wish I was a rock'n'roll star! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stiggy Posted July 31, 2010 Share Posted July 31, 2010 (edited) Granted, but no matter how hard you try all your songs end up sounding like 80's love ballads. I wish I had a pet monkey. Edited July 31, 2010 by Stiggy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poppy Posted August 2, 2010 Share Posted August 2, 2010 Granted. But it spends all it's time stirring up your other pets and the neighbours ring noise abatement, complaining your place sounds like a zoo at feeding time. I wish I could draw Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stiggy Posted August 6, 2010 Share Posted August 6, 2010 Granted, but you would be a perfectionist and it takes hours just to draw a stick man, let alone anything grander. I wish that I had a better memory. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poppy Posted August 7, 2010 Share Posted August 7, 2010 (edited) Granted. Your memory is now better ......than mine. However this is actually a deterioration and you can't even think of the word deterioration, let alone how it's spelt and you spend half your life trolling through the Thesaurus (again having to check how it's spelt) trying to find words. Not only that, you repeat yourself and drive friends and family to distraction rambling on about the same old stories and jokes. It 's a heavy burden to bear rofl I forgot to add my wish hence the edit I wish I could play the harmonica well Edited August 7, 2010 by poppy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bunnybooks Posted August 17, 2010 Share Posted August 17, 2010 Granted! But everyone on the planet is now totally deaf so cannot hear you play. I wish that I would never age. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
randa23 Posted August 28, 2010 Share Posted August 28, 2010 Granted. our mind won't age but your appearances ages twice as quickly! I wish I could play hockey for England at the 2012 London Olympics Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ian Posted September 14, 2010 Share Posted September 14, 2010 Granted. Unfortunately the rest of the team miss the tube and don't make it to the stadium. You have to play the game on your own. You're beaten by the Faroe Islands. Badly. I wish I could stop time Ian Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abecedarian Posted September 14, 2010 Share Posted September 14, 2010 Granted, but that power only works on inanimate objects. You'll still continue to age like the rest of us low-lifes. I wish Donald Trump would lend me his checkbook for 48 hours. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Eliza1 Posted September 16, 2010 Share Posted September 16, 2010 Granted - You spend ninety three thousand dollars on a tiffany necklace, leave the store, only to get arrested outside the store by Donald Trumps elite team of finance surveillance. When you confront Donald he fumes "I said I'd lend you the bloody checkbook - I didn't say you could buy anything!!" You have to spend all of your money getting out of prison I wish I could have a baby polar bear Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poppy Posted September 17, 2010 Share Posted September 17, 2010 Granted but baby polar bears have the unfortunate habit of growing into full-size polar bears, which causes certain problems when you live in Dublin, Ireland. Not only does it terrorise the neighbours, but requires mega amounts of fish to feed it and does giant size poops everywhere. It also smells something fierce and has very bad breath. I wish a certain friend of mine had internet contact Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chrissy Posted September 17, 2010 Share Posted September 17, 2010 Granted! Now they will bombard you with 100's of those 'Send this to 15,000 thousand friends within 3 seconds or nose will drop off' type e mails everyday. I wish that my gardening would get itself done. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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