ned Posted January 6, 2010 Share Posted January 6, 2010 Granted, but you spend the whole movie getting your a** kicked by her. I know people who would pay good money for that Granted, you go blind I wish i could speak every language in the world Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AbielleRose Posted January 6, 2010 Share Posted January 6, 2010 Granted, but in a freak accident your vocal chords get severed leaving you mute for life. I wish there was a good concert playing in town this weekend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ned Posted January 6, 2010 Share Posted January 6, 2010 Granted, but you get snowed in and can't go I wish i owned 10% of McDonalds Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AbielleRose Posted January 6, 2010 Share Posted January 6, 2010 Granted, but they give you all you can eat free food and you gain 500 lbs. I wish I better with witty come backs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ned Posted January 6, 2010 Share Posted January 6, 2010 Granted, but you can no longer talk seriously with anybody I wish i knew how to brew beer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AbielleRose Posted January 6, 2010 Share Posted January 6, 2010 Granted, but your beer is so potent that one bottle makes you drunker than a skunk. I wish I could get a new tattoo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ned Posted January 6, 2010 Share Posted January 6, 2010 Granted, but the tattoo artist is drunk and inks a naked lady on you I wish i didn't have a fear of needles Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AbielleRose Posted January 6, 2010 Share Posted January 6, 2010 Granted, but you become addicted to tattoos and end up with an entire harem of naked ladies all over your body. Angelina Jolie dosn't think that's sexy and you lose all hope of ever hooking up with her. I wish I could go on a limitless shopping spree. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ned Posted January 6, 2010 Share Posted January 6, 2010 Angelina Jolie dosn't think that's sexy and you lose all hope of ever hooking up with her. If that was the only obstacle in my way i'd be happy Granted, but you end up buying everything there is to buy and become bored I wish i had x ray vision Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AbielleRose Posted January 6, 2010 Share Posted January 6, 2010 Granted, but you see things that you wish you had never seen and become scarred for life. I wish Sarah Palin would fall off the face of the earth and we would never hear from her again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ned Posted January 6, 2010 Share Posted January 6, 2010 Granted, but you get charged with her murder and go to prision for life I wish i could control time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AbielleRose Posted January 6, 2010 Share Posted January 6, 2010 Granted, but you end up stuck reliving the most embarressing moment of your life over and over for the rest of eternity. I wish I could see the future. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ned Posted January 6, 2010 Share Posted January 6, 2010 Granted, but you can only see peoples deaths I wish i could fly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AbielleRose Posted January 6, 2010 Share Posted January 6, 2010 Granted, but you fly into the window of a skyscraper. I wish I never had to feel sad or upset ever again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ned Posted January 6, 2010 Share Posted January 6, 2010 Granted, but people think you are on drugs and are constantly organising interventions I wish i lived by the beach Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AbielleRose Posted January 6, 2010 Share Posted January 6, 2010 Granted, but your beach is in the Bermuda Triangle and you are constantly having hallucinations and getting lost. Oh, and your only friend is a football named Nike. I wish I never had to go back to work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ned Posted January 6, 2010 Share Posted January 6, 2010 Granted, but you become so bored sitting at home that you go slowly insane I wish i could play a game for Manchester United Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AbielleRose Posted January 6, 2010 Share Posted January 6, 2010 Granted, but you are booed out of the stadium after accidentially scoring a goal for the other team (Liverpool). I wish I could conquer my fear of flying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ned Posted January 6, 2010 Share Posted January 6, 2010 Now THAT is evil Granted, but you are banned from ever flying again after an unfortunate incident involving 15 miniature vodkas, a sick back and your life jacket I wish i could sail Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AbielleRose Posted January 6, 2010 Share Posted January 6, 2010 What a coincidence! That's why they kicked me off last time! Granted, but your mate forgets to say 'jive ho' and you get knocked overboard where you are harassed by very 'friendly' dolphins. I wish I could afford to hire a housekeeper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ned Posted January 6, 2010 Share Posted January 6, 2010 Granted, but she steals from you I wish dolphins were more gentle.......only kidding, i wish i could speed read Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AbielleRose Posted January 6, 2010 Share Posted January 6, 2010 Granted, but you read every book ever written within a few weeks and are left bored and unfufilled. I wish I could learn to play tennis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ned Posted January 6, 2010 Share Posted January 6, 2010 Granted, but you become so good that nobody will play a game against you I wish i never had to do housework Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AbielleRose Posted January 6, 2010 Share Posted January 6, 2010 Granted, but nobody does it for you and your house ends up looking like a dump. I wish I could stick out my tounge and touch my nose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ned Posted January 6, 2010 Share Posted January 6, 2010 Granted, but your tongue is now freakishly long I wish i could perform magic tricks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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