poppy Posted September 1, 2013 Posted September 1, 2013 Of course, this isn't entirely surprising as Itsme is fluent in many languages, including OshiWambo, Gooniyandi and .......
itsmeagain Posted September 1, 2013 Posted September 1, 2013 Serbo croat but his major at uni was in mumbo jumbo.
dex Posted September 2, 2013 Posted September 2, 2013 In which he managed to get an A**+- and he only missed out on the extra credit because he didn't call his teacher a Watchamacallit at the start of the test....
itsmeagain Posted September 2, 2013 Posted September 2, 2013 What he did call him is too much for sensitive ears. However he was asleep when saying it and it was just a dream. He said sorry to his wife who asked what for? As she awoke from her sleep.
dex Posted September 4, 2013 Posted September 4, 2013 Nothing, said Itsme go back to sleep, Just having one of my dreams again. you know how it is when you've got an overactive imagination, like me. Yeah, she said and rolled over putting a pillow over her head....
itsmeagain Posted September 4, 2013 Posted September 4, 2013 then there was a drrrrriiinnnngggg from downstairs. itsme.......
poppy Posted September 5, 2013 Posted September 5, 2013 muttered another unrepeatable word, threw back the bedclothes, tripped over the cat who let out an ear piercing yowl and lurched off unsteadily down the stairs. Wifey was now wide awake and .............
dex Posted September 5, 2013 Posted September 5, 2013 turned to itsme and said, ' Who's that now, at this time? what have you done now? I still remember what happened the last time someone came knocking at this hour'...
itsmeagain Posted September 5, 2013 Posted September 5, 2013 .......oh yes said itsmeagain, you mean the time the drunk came to ask if this was his house......
poppy Posted September 5, 2013 Posted September 5, 2013 .....'and you invited him in and it took over a year to get him out again, dear?' replied his wife. 'And then there was that time you invited the whole ............
Raven Posted September 5, 2013 Posted September 5, 2013 ... of the Brazilian chapter of the George Formby Appreciation Society to the East Barnet Transgender Awareness production of Oklahoma. God only knows what they made of the ...
dex Posted September 6, 2013 Posted September 6, 2013 That crossdresser from birmingham, struggling through a terrible version of' Pore Jud Is Daid', it sounded more like More rum I said...
itsmeagain Posted September 7, 2013 Posted September 7, 2013 Well replied itsme, at least i got rid of the overstaying drunk. I know you allowed a famous religious order in, and the two old women reps of that religion are sat in the attic still, producing
poppy Posted September 7, 2013 Posted September 7, 2013 subversive leaflets on an old duplicator, furtively sniffing spirit ink and giggling hysterically. 'I really think you should to ask them to leave soon Itsme, dear, all that chanting and drumming at night is disturbing the .......
itsmeagain Posted September 8, 2013 Posted September 8, 2013 Neighbour , who has already posted a letter through the door about too much shutting of toilet door at night. Well you let the religious nuts in said itsme to mrs itsme
dex Posted September 12, 2013 Posted September 12, 2013 Those in glass houses, shouldn't throw stones replied Mrs itsme, whilst she gave itsme a withering look...
poppy Posted September 14, 2013 Posted September 14, 2013 'There!! What did I tell you?' stated Mrs Itsme, 'That'll be our neighbour Wolfang Gaylord coming to complain right now!! You know what he's like when he gets cross!' Mrs Itme's usual equanimity was being sorely tried. 'You'll have to deal with him, I feel one of my ...........
itsmeagain Posted September 16, 2013 Posted September 16, 2013 headaches arriving, exclaimed mrs itsme. Mr itsme claimed to be aware of the problem, having been recipient of headache protestations on countless occasions..but now he went to the door..a man holding a green and red parrot said hello sir, i hope.....
dex Posted September 16, 2013 Posted September 16, 2013 you don't mind me bothering you, but I'm collecting donations for The Traveller's Rest, We help people who need some respite from life's stresses and problems. Mrs Itsme, gave us a call and said if we called today we could take one of her problems off her hands. Great said Itsme, They're upstairs, Just listen out for the banging and drumming. Are you sure said the collector, only...
itsmeagain Posted September 16, 2013 Posted September 16, 2013 (edited) she said a man called mr itsmeagain was to be taken away..ok said itsme give her the parrot and i am off..by the way..errrr where are we off..... Edited September 16, 2013 by itsmeagain
poppy Posted September 17, 2013 Posted September 17, 2013 'There's a few more poor downtrodden blighters to pick up on the way and then we're back to the Traveller's Rest for a knees up, matey, whattadaya reckon?' 'Will there be tea?' asked Itsme plaintively.
itsmeagain Posted September 17, 2013 Posted September 17, 2013 And itsme then took the green parrot to mrs itsme and then said see ya soon duck..off he went..into a horsedrawn carriage, with footmen bowing, dressed in gold and green clothing.....
poppy Posted September 17, 2013 Posted September 17, 2013 The carriage bore an uncanny resemblance to a pumpkin, the footmen looked decidedly reptilian and surely the coachman had rat in his ancestry???? But Itsme hopped nonchalently aboard and they all set off for .....
itsmeagain Posted September 18, 2013 Posted September 18, 2013 London.you see itsme was certain its roads were paved with gold.
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