poppy Posted May 21, 2013 Posted May 21, 2013 ....hanging on the wall, ten bottles of whisky hanging on the wall, and if one bottle of whisky should ...' he sang lustily in Gangnam style. I know! I edited then I think you posted before you read it
itsmeagain Posted May 21, 2013 Posted May 21, 2013 lol.....such wholesome fun, the pops dex and itsme show admittedly laced with a little something else. He took the flowerpot off his head now and did a heart-rending death metal rendition of the Teletubbies theme .....'Tinky Winky, Dipsy, La-La, Poh' and as he did so, along strolled a severe looking policeman.......
dex Posted May 21, 2013 Posted May 21, 2013 accidently fall, well I've still got plenty of Rum in the cupboard (Kitchen, Bedside, Lounge, Bathroom) I think "I'll Survive" he sang Gloria Gaynor style
dex Posted May 21, 2013 Posted May 21, 2013 Third time lucky thinks Dex (crosses fingers).... Oooh the sights of Brierly Hill and Birmingham.... where next.... We also posted at the same time
itsmeagain Posted May 21, 2013 Posted May 21, 2013 errm..how about Kings cross he thought to himself....
poppy Posted May 21, 2013 Posted May 21, 2013 you went 'window shopping' remember dex? lol.....such wholesome fun, the pops dex and itsme show Stay tuned folks ........... Such fun! Bear with, bear with (sorry a bit of a Miranda fan, me)
itsmeagain Posted May 21, 2013 Posted May 21, 2013 ...as he peers into a very bright sky, as the spaceship ascends up up and away, leaving a dazed dex lying on a kings cross pavement......
poppy Posted May 21, 2013 Posted May 21, 2013 Me Mum always warned me not to get into strange people's vehicles, and now I know why! Oh well, now that I'm here, I may as well have a look round. Corrrrr......take a look at that!!
itsmeagain Posted May 21, 2013 Posted May 21, 2013 ...he says, as a lovely young woman draped in a New Zealand flag, strolls languidly by.....
dex Posted May 21, 2013 Posted May 21, 2013 (edited) That's the beer goggles again.what's that? pavement, windows mmmm ,sore foot, broken glass, mmm. I must have been trying my aikido moves again, I'm sure I went to this longer than the cubs.... Edited May 21, 2013 by dex
itsmeagain Posted May 21, 2013 Posted May 21, 2013 ..and i was with them for 13 years......i wonder if......
poppy Posted May 21, 2013 Posted May 21, 2013 if that girl was impressed? And why the heck is she wearing a flag?
itsmeagain Posted May 21, 2013 Posted May 21, 2013 .....i don`t know said dex but i will find out. Hello there, he called out.....why oh why do you dress in a flag?
dex Posted May 21, 2013 Posted May 21, 2013 oh she replied, it's so that people can remind me where I'm from. Unfortunately no one seems to recognise it, but they take a good look just in case...
poppy Posted May 21, 2013 Posted May 21, 2013 The girl went into a long explanation, but Dex couldn't understand a word of it, she had a very strange accent. So he nodded politely, said, 'Yes,yes. That's nice,' a few times and beat a hasty retreat. There were more far more interesting things to look at .....
dex Posted May 21, 2013 Posted May 21, 2013 (edited) A Hobbit battling a Sheep It was quite a nice flag, Especially the bit in the corner.... welll how am I sposed to know it's got the Union Jack on! Edited May 21, 2013 by dex
poppy Posted May 21, 2013 Posted May 21, 2013 Mind you, the sheep was doing remarkably well. It wasn't until the hobbit brought out 'The Ring' , aka elastrator rings used for castration purposes, that the sheep headed for the hills, or in this case, outer London.
itsmeagain Posted May 22, 2013 Posted May 22, 2013 ..where he found motorways, stress, cars, not a bit of grass to eat.....
poppy Posted May 22, 2013 Posted May 22, 2013 (edited) and so he decided to catch the next flight home. Meanwhile, Dex decided King's Cross was worth a bit of further investigation. And as he was sauntering nonchalently along, whistling lively little snatches from Paradise Lost and Therapy?, who should be bump into but Itsme, down from the wilds of Yorkshire for a little R&R. welll how am I sposed to know it's got the Union Jack on! psst dex ...we're part of the Commonwealth Edited May 22, 2013 by poppy
itsmeagain Posted May 22, 2013 Posted May 22, 2013 (edited) R and r IS MY FAVE THING OF ALL TIME, SAID ITSMEAGAIN TO DEX AS THEY SAUNTERED ALONG kINGS CROSS ROAD, ITSMES HAIR BLOWING FROM SIDE TO SIDE IN A STRONG COLD WIND. Edited May 22, 2013 by itsmeagain
poppy Posted May 23, 2013 Posted May 23, 2013 Itsme always talked loudly when he was excited. 'Eyup, how about we find a nice cuppa char, our Dex?'
itsmeagain Posted May 23, 2013 Posted May 23, 2013 OK said dex, and itsme, who wanted tea n a book rather than tea n a bun, marched into cath`s eatery, a small greasy cafe in kings cross. Good god, my feet are sticking to the floor, its worse than a boozer nr St Andrews said dex, as its me ordered tea for 2. As Cath brought tea, she heard therapy? on dexs mp3, so loud was it playing...mmmm. a rocker are you dex? she asked , purring, i like a bit of hard rock in my spare time..itsme tried to look away as....
poppy Posted May 23, 2013 Posted May 23, 2013 Dex gave her the glad eye, raising an eyebrow in a most seductive manner. 'What time do ya finish Cath?' he asked. 'What's wrong with ya eye?' she replied. 'I told you not to try that move Dex!' whispered Itsme, 'He never listens! You should have ........
itsmeagain Posted May 23, 2013 Posted May 23, 2013 said heyup cath, what`s a girl like thee doin in a hole like this? that woulda done the trick... that phrase the glad eye, i have mainly seen it in the short stories of h h munro, aka saki, it is so funny...
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