itsmeagain Posted January 28, 2013 Posted January 28, 2013 sausage n tomato pie. And to follow, baked prunes with mille feuille. Serve it , jeeves, she said....
poppy Posted January 29, 2013 Posted January 29, 2013 in the Pink Room, and please use the lace tablecloth, the silver, the candelabra and the ..........
itsmeagain Posted January 30, 2013 Posted January 30, 2013 tin teapot I bought in Camden the other day. Quite a steal at one pound fifty pence.....
poppy Posted January 30, 2013 Posted January 30, 2013 'Cheapskate,' muttered Prince Phil, under his breath. 'What's that dearest?' asked Queenie. 'Nothing, my precious, I was just saying ...............
itsmeagain Posted January 30, 2013 Posted January 30, 2013 there was some skate for a pound, on sale at Smithfield market. Cheap skate, fried with onion and served with beans, dearest....
poppy Posted January 31, 2013 Posted January 31, 2013 'Now Phillip, you KNOW onions give me wind and ................
itsmeagain Posted January 31, 2013 Posted January 31, 2013 so you cannot serve it with onions. Come on, shape yourself, time for some shopping I think. Get your coat on Philip.
dex Posted January 31, 2013 Posted January 31, 2013 I'll show you how to shop, Ignore this section it's right by the door and full of Veg. Now you need some cheese a nice loaf, moving on those pies and some steaks, sausages, eggs, beans and some bananas. Some crisps, chocolate oooh now some cider and some rum and a couple of bottles of lemonade. Now what else...
itsmeagain Posted January 31, 2013 Posted January 31, 2013 (edited) get some cakes just in case either of us gets peckish, we will have toothpaste, mouthwash, hair gel, though you`ve no hair left now Philip..... Edited January 31, 2013 by itsmeagain
dex Posted January 31, 2013 Posted January 31, 2013 (edited) just like Dex, but there's no one brave enough to tell him, anyway I 've invited....or invented.... Edited February 1, 2013 by dex
Raven Posted January 31, 2013 Posted January 31, 2013 a steam-powered automatic acorn picker, which I've found is also useful for...
Raven Posted February 1, 2013 Posted February 1, 2013 just like Dex, but there's no one brave enough to tell him, anyway I 've invited....or invented.... Erk! That's what you get when you make a speedy drive-by-post from work!
poppy Posted February 2, 2013 Posted February 2, 2013 a steam-powered automatic acorn picker, which I've found is also useful for... hair transplants when put in reverse. Dex counts his savings and decides to .......
dex Posted February 4, 2013 Posted February 4, 2013 Buy Poppy a present, He'll get it from Smithfield's as it comes highly recommended by royalty no less. Now what shall I get her?.....
poppy Posted February 5, 2013 Posted February 5, 2013 Hmmmmm .....steak or ham? Hard choice, I'll go with ......... (lol. Lucky I looked up Smithfield's Market or you'd be searching there forever for some book )
itsmeagain Posted February 5, 2013 Posted February 5, 2013 ham, so he gets the 2 quid out of his wallet and gives the butcher the cash....
poppy Posted February 6, 2013 Posted February 6, 2013 Unfortunately, it's his last two quid and being a trifle peckish, he has a little nibble on .....
itsmeagain Posted February 6, 2013 Posted February 6, 2013 some bread he sees at the side of the path..nice , he says....
poppy Posted February 7, 2013 Posted February 7, 2013 especially with a bit of ham, now all I need is a smidgeon of .............
itsmeagain Posted February 7, 2013 Posted February 7, 2013 (edited) mustard to go on it. He turns to see a hot dog vendor with a tray around his neck on a piece of string. Can you gimme some mustard? he asks.... Edited February 7, 2013 by itsmeagain
poppy Posted February 7, 2013 Posted February 7, 2013 'Nah!' says the vendor,'Go find ya own!'' 'Right!' says Dex (is it Dex???I'm losing the plot here, just a little )''that's it!! That leaves me with no other choice. I'll just have to ............
itsmeagain Posted February 7, 2013 Posted February 7, 2013 use ice cream instead..ice cream man, put a dollop on that he said, and proffered the open ham sandwich.
poppy Posted February 7, 2013 Posted February 7, 2013 'Ah,' says Dex, 'nothing like a nice ham sandwich with chocolate chip, cookie dough and rainbow sprinkles icecream on top. Now for dessert ......
itsmeagain Posted February 7, 2013 Posted February 7, 2013 ......hey fruity boy he says, hailing the old man selling apples, what you got for dessert?
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