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be met by his wife, pointing at the tv screen, where Hortense was filmed marching up and down the court car park, placard in hand, which read" age discrimination from a money grabbing old bat", and shouting over a loudhailer that it was......

Fantastic goal Sousa. Is this Barcelona junior team then? How old are they?

You know, these images just get people down. Reason enough for me to avoid news bulletins, etc.

200 pounds. Hortense, angry as always, said to the judge...

repeatedly pointed out that she is decidedly not a tense 'lady of the night', nor a dense 'lady of the night', as certain juveniles on the street had told her a few months ago),

The complete Pratt by David Nobbs, who I see sadly died three weeks ago.

her frippery, painted claws and her perfume. Little did she know that dear old Archie....

No not received yet.

say worm pie deluxe. With three sprogs in tow, her capers would be curtailed. "Lend me 125 quid Arch dear, so I can buy your gift as promised", she cooed, demurely. "Sorry lover but there's no way on gods green earth that I can ever countenance buying my own gift. Oh and I had a phone call from Stefan Starling saying you are late for an appointment", he lied. "Apparently you should have.....

Made a bit of an egg of this poppy.Respond to either one above...second one posted due to first one disappearing....lol..

waste much time on him. But she needed to get him back in a good mood, give him a treat, and then resume her usual debauchery. She tried to get him . .

waste time. Better to offer all she had, lie back and hope for redemption in her husband's feathery eye. That way she would be free to do more outrageous stuff. A sudden thought. .

She wanted to play the kissing game with Archie. Usually it happened when mummy bird had been away a day or seven, and it was daddy who wasn't too keen on reciprocating mummy's sloppy, seductive kisses. Gertrude tried to find her Wings Delite peach petal perfume, bought at Luigi Lammergeier's shop in Soho. It made her feel very....

i am gonna afford it? Tell you what, lend me the cash and I will go and buy you that gift, along with a piece of Crimble Chaffinch chocolate crumble cake..how's that?" "Hmmmph. I am busy watching telly. It's my favourite show." One of their brood, Septimus Soothepigeon, aged 8, suddenly saw mummy .

Miss Gomez and the Brethren by Irish genius William Trevor.

dove feather and rhea wing jacket, the one I fancied from Paulus Peregrine, he who owns Crane Wings clothing of Wales. I thought anyone who appreciates the new abode would buy their dear feathery husband a nice new gift". Gertrude gulped." Aahh you are sweet....

milk the situation, or to use the unspoken guilt to his own advantage. "Hmmmmph" he grunted, reading the paper Bird Blether, "I wish it was Christmas."

in flew Gertrude, all coos, pigeon smiles and charm. "My feathery love!!", she exclaimed, breathlessly, "I have been over to see the old redstart couple, see did they need any shopping", she said, hopefully.

Birds on the bounce, a feathery sitcom about life in a community of suks and cassowaries in Australia. Its starred Griselda Corncrake, a veteran of soapy. .

foul culinary disasters, so she flew over to the new family home, where Archibald was now...

burnt oak leaves,with woodlouse stew, the thought of which made her quail"Can't you ever cook as well as our Archibald?", Gertrude said,...

trying to philander with any male bird who took her fancy. Suddenly feeling peckish, she,asked Rodney Raven if he can cook some fried..

Cool, breezy, showery, followed by sunny spells. Looks delightful now, from my balcony.

Learning about the birds and the bees. Most of the brood knew the facts of life, Danielle Dove especially, as she had...

the hairdryer was faulty, so her feathers stayed wet. Archie's brood were busy constructing a.. .