itsmeagain

You are not alone Poppy. Saki, Bryan Ferry...the likes are endless. Under the moon of love by Showaddywaddy.

take things a bit easy Mrs Supermarket, I mean a gay man needs time to learn the nuances of straight relationships. Your son will be really angry that you have tried to seduce me, so please..time." "OK...my poor old hubby, Wilf, will be expecting his dinner. I will call you later", and she got in her car and drove away, Vinnie standing by a puddle holding an empty carrier bag.

Will you love me tomorrow? Bryan Ferry

the fun? Was fun with females as great as dancing the fandango with fellas? All these questions, and more, were circulating around the brain of our intrepid adventurer, diminutive Vinnie Dessicate. "I cannot wait to get you back to the house Vinnie, we can try out the bed in ...

have her way in the end, with Vinnie, who was getting worried more and more by the amorous. ..

Tea.

Cold.

Lynda la Plante I mean re the Colombia mistake.

None too pleased this week, to see the nation Colombia,spelled Columbia as though in zBritish Columbia, in the first novel of hers I picked up.Book ok aside from that, he says tentatively. Ayn Rand, Atlas Shrugged, almost made me comatose. A compendium of crime stories put together by Maxim Jakubowski as editor, was puerile and offputting.

Ice water over the amorous duo."Gerrout a me sight, you lascivious old ram goat", said market trader Seb O'Rrhea, to Florence and Vinnie. Shaken, Vinnie acted all chivalry and dignity, insisting...

Everything I do..Bryan Adams

know when to really listen to what a lady is silently screaming at you", saying which, she embraced him, crushing his mouth in a lipstick and perfume encrusted vice, with tongue sloshing..

grow up boy. I am giving you your card back on one condition..get driving lessons...arrange..

be a good mumsy to him so he won't mind." Drrrrrinnnnggg, went Florence's mobile. "Mum, bring my card back right now. I want it as,I am ....

"I demand that you ring your son and give him the card back. I simply will not stand for any kind of chicanery. Do you realise you are breaking the law?" Florence was taken by surprise. "So I

repast, name of Vincent's house special..for it we will need beef,mangetout, carrots, courgettes, plus rice...can you help by paying for it? Only

...Why of course I shall....just the other day, I gave a squeeze of the hand to a redhead in Battersea, she cried as an umbrella spoke belonging too a bathroom salesman, poked her in the eye on the platform of the Tube. I sent a kind letter to the Queen....

Tea

Sunny, cold, icy.

"I have second thoughts on most things, Mrs Supermarket," he said as she opened the car door,"for instance last November in Sainsburys I returned an entire sachet of coffee to the shelf, as Co oo sell it cheaper. There was the time I bought a book, the Count of...

said"now really Mrs Supermarket, there are things a gentlewoman such as you need to know, 1. I am gay and 2. I had a partner, name of Marvin Supermarket. I sat by his sickbed, feeding him grapes one's devotee would do for one..." "Oh goodness me..Marv was gay?", asked Florence supercilious in tone and demeanour"but it didn't prevent him trying it on with me when my husband's back was turned I can tell you . What of the episode known in our home as Marvin and the night at the.....

can you rustle me up some soup? Plus a pie, go buy some beefsteak at Lummox the butcher in Bermondsey. I will pay you a monthly salary and truly it will be a good one...say 1,000 quid per month. You have lovely hair, Mr Decayed, I must....

Earl of Rivermead, way back in 14th century Sussex, so please think before you open your mouth to opine opinions about me. Now if you'll excuse me I have got work to do so why don't you just go and powder your nose or get dinner cooked." "The eggs the eggs", said Gilby, rushing to the....

Rain follows a day of sloppy non stick wet snow. Torrential rain.

"Continue with my payment free, rent free, existence..though may I request that zi kip upon the pantry floor, as it is really cosy." "I think I have heard enough..you are a tramp", opined Gilly angrily. "I beg your..