gardengirl Posted December 2, 2013 Posted December 2, 2013 ....... anyone else in the world! There certainly seemed to be more of them, and most of them were not in Yorkshire.Itsme stretched and stood up, 'now where's Dex got to?' Was that him, over there in the corner of the pub with .........
dex Posted December 2, 2013 Posted December 2, 2013 That group of loud, opinionated chaps, No I must be mistaken...
poppy Posted December 3, 2013 Posted December 3, 2013 it just looks like him. No, I think it's actually .... POPPY!! Good grief, how the hell did SHE get back here again?? 'Well, I got lost, and then it got all cold and foggy and I kept going round and round in circles, and when I asked people the way, they just looked at me funny and asked if I was foreign or something and said they couldn't understand a word of what I was saying and so ......' wailed Poppy, ending on a hiccup. 'Never mind,' said Itsme, kindly 'have a nice hot toddy, that'll warm you up.' And he gave her a pat on the back, because in spite of what you're all saying, in my experience Yorkshiremen are real gentlemen and would never ....... ... attractive lady of 25 with long golden hair, blue eyes and an hour glass figure [Oh, wait a mo, thought Itsme, that's my fantasy intruding into my thoughts again, ooops!] GG, don't worry, Itsme is under no illusions (or is it delusions??)
itsmeagain Posted December 3, 2013 Posted December 3, 2013 Be horrible to a person as nice as poppy...being force fed simnel cake...tut...disgrace...poppy sat and sipped her drink,feeling good.....
poppy Posted December 3, 2013 Posted December 3, 2013 and looking annoyingly smug. Dex ground his teeth and resisted the temptation to give her a good slap 'Well, we may as well settle in for the night,' said Itsme, 'it's a proverbial pea-souper out there. Dex, your shout!' So Dex went and ..........
itsmeagain Posted December 4, 2013 Posted December 4, 2013 Procured blankets from a local soup kitchen.with that they
gardengirl Posted December 4, 2013 Posted December 4, 2013 settled down in a convenient doorway for the night. Passers- by started throwing them money, and some even threw some food.Unfortunately the can of tomato soup hit Dex right where it hurts and he doubled up in anguish. Itsme started laughing but Poppy enquired in a kindly voice 'if Dex would like..........
poppy Posted December 4, 2013 Posted December 4, 2013 a cold compress for that, dear?' Dex muttered something quite unintelligible and probably unrepeatable in polite company, anyway. Despite the blankets, the foggy damp chilled them to the bone and it was impossible to sleep. Poppy, ever annoyingly cheerful, suggested singing Christmas songs to keep up their spirits. She started with a rousing rendition of Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer. Now the food items really started flying. Rotten eggs, tomatoes, limp celery, ......
dex Posted December 4, 2013 Posted December 4, 2013 Dex consoled himself 'I may be stuck between someone from The Ass of the World and an Assertive yorkshire man, but at least there's no' ...
poppy Posted December 5, 2013 Posted December 5, 2013 risk they'll desert me in my hour of need.' Poppy takes the globe of the world off Dex that he carries with him everywhere. 'You're such a silly Dex, you've got it upside down!!' and she gives him a playful shove. Dex ........
itsmeagain Posted December 6, 2013 Posted December 6, 2013 Reaches for the whisky, pushing a crime novel itsmes way as he does so. Rebus,smiles itsme...cheers dex......
dex Posted December 6, 2013 Posted December 6, 2013 Pleasure, that's a really good one, and hoping he'd distracted itsme, settled down to enjoy a drop or three of whisky. All mine preciouses sssss ...
itsmeagain Posted December 6, 2013 Posted December 6, 2013 My praycious indeed....said the voice of rebus,as actor ken stott appeared in role,asking dex for....
dex Posted December 6, 2013 Posted December 6, 2013 a reasonable share of the whisky, Mine Mine cried dex , the inner turmoil coming to the surface....
itsmeagain Posted December 6, 2013 Posted December 6, 2013 Now yes...if yes dinna gimme that therrre whesky hissed rebus i will have you forrr crimes like.....
poppy Posted December 6, 2013 Posted December 6, 2013 vagrancy, loitering with intent, no fixed abode, public intoxication, drunk and disorderly, graffiti, quite possibly soliciting ......does yer wanna go on????' So Dex did the only thing possible, he ..............
itsmeagain Posted December 7, 2013 Posted December 7, 2013 Stood up and handed the so called whesky to wee maan rebus...you ken?
poppy Posted December 7, 2013 Posted December 7, 2013 Rebus took a large swig then spat it out in disgust. 'Och man, that's the worst dram I ever tasted! A feel no weel, no weel at all!' (would all Scots please forgive me my abysmal Scots accent ) Dex tried to hide a grin. Before he'd handed over the whisky flask he'd laced it with a little ...........
itsmeagain Posted December 7, 2013 Posted December 7, 2013 Pomegranate juice tinged with grapefruit juice,a potion itsme uses to stay awake when reading dickens....
dex Posted December 26, 2013 Posted December 26, 2013 Diary. Dicken was a 22nd century miner for the Morpeth Jansen corporation...
itsmeagain Posted December 26, 2013 Posted December 26, 2013 So then when dex supped this here drink it.....
Sadia Tahna Posted January 24, 2014 Posted January 24, 2014 ....somewhere in its stomach. But no time for that now, I whistle under my breath for my magic carpet but....
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