dex Posted November 23, 2013 Posted November 23, 2013 Going on, Why have you brought me here, I can see a big wheel, a lot of stalls full of either tat or beer/cider or pretzels or hotdogs. Where am I, I'm just a poor yokel not used to the crowds and noise. Welcome to the german market in Birmingham a voice said, Itsme turned round and instantly thought how lucky he was to have bumped into...
poppy Posted November 23, 2013 Posted November 23, 2013 Dex, who knew his way round Birmingham and a thing or two about the best German beers. It was going to prove a long exciting day and an even longer exciting night, but first .............
itsmeagain Posted November 25, 2013 Posted November 25, 2013 Dex needed to powder his nose...and swiftly...
gardengirl Posted November 25, 2013 Posted November 25, 2013 ......so he whipped out his powder compact and peered into it 'no you numbskull' cried a tiny voice from the shell'it's a euphemism, it means that you have to dash to the.........
itsmeagain Posted November 25, 2013 Posted November 25, 2013 Toilet,and so a portly lady in a traffic warden rigout...
poppy Posted November 26, 2013 Posted November 26, 2013 gesticulated wildly with her baton in the vague direction of the public conveniences. Unfortunately, her signals were rather confusing and Dex set off in the completely wrong way. Matters were getting serious and quite pressing ......
dex Posted November 26, 2013 Posted November 26, 2013 And spied a pub just by the markets and thought, Great that's two problems solved...
geordie9 Posted November 26, 2013 Posted November 26, 2013 But the pub didnt have any lager left so he had to make do with...
poppy Posted November 27, 2013 Posted November 27, 2013 DB Double Brown from NZ. Dex was ................
gardengirl Posted November 27, 2013 Posted November 27, 2013 .... now full to the point of bursting so made a beeline for the mens loos. Just in time too! Leaving the pub he saw Itsme on the other side of the street and shouted over to him 'It's now time to.......
dex Posted November 27, 2013 Posted November 27, 2013 Follow me as I take you on the tour of the pubs that I regularly drink in, twice or three times a week, trying to recollect...
poppy Posted November 28, 2013 Posted November 28, 2013 exactly how I get there, 'cause I've already had one or three. Ummmmmm .....I think this is the way. Follow me Itsme, I won't lead you astray. (Yeah right!! thinks Itsme) Fortunately, Itsme is fully prepared for exactly this eventuality and now carries a map, an ample supply of alka seltzer and ..........
dex Posted November 28, 2013 Posted November 28, 2013 A phrase book so he can understand dex, although the thick local accent can be hard to understand at times as dex doesn't often talk to northerners as ...
poppy Posted November 28, 2013 Posted November 28, 2013 he's really quite shy. Poppy on the other hand, has no difficulty understanding Itsme as she's watched plenty of TV programmes made in Yorkshire including All Creatures Great and Small, The Last of the Summer Wine, Emmerdale and Open All Hours. She can 'eeh up' and 'eeh by gum' with the best of them. She's not too sure about Dex though. What is a Birmingham accent like???
itsmeagain Posted November 29, 2013 Posted November 29, 2013 (edited) At that itsme advises poppy to watch jasper carrott on youtube.... Edited November 29, 2013 by itsmeagain
poppy Posted November 29, 2013 Posted November 29, 2013 ..... no problem there I think we'll be able to muddle our way through without a phrase book. Poppy, on the other hand is totally unintelligible and no amount of phrase books will be much help at all. Dex and Itsme just nod politely to her gabbling and try to shut her up with ............
itsmeagain Posted November 30, 2013 Posted November 30, 2013 Some simnel cake dex had in some tinfoil
poppy Posted November 30, 2013 Posted November 30, 2013 Unfortunately, it had been lurking in the bottom of Dex's bag for some time and had now developed it's own little ecosystem. It sported some multi-hued hairy molds that would have interested the most ardent of mycologists. Not to be deterred by these minor considerations, Dex pinned Poppy's arms behind her whilst Itsme stuffed Simmel Cake with great enthusiasm down her throat. Not surprisingly really, Poppy ..............
gardengirl Posted November 30, 2013 Posted November 30, 2013 ....... threw up, right onto Dex's nice clean Cliff Richard T-shirt! Poppy yelled 'arrrrrrrgh' and rushed off down the street while Itsme laughed and said............
itsmeagain Posted November 30, 2013 Posted November 30, 2013 Hey poppy come back it's time for tea n cake....
poppy Posted November 30, 2013 Posted November 30, 2013 .....but Poppy just kept on running and was last seen boarding a train for Heathrow (do trains actually run to Heathrow??? Oh well this is fiction after all ) This left Dex and Itsme free to have a nice quiet beer at the nearest pub and recover from .....
itsmeagain Posted December 1, 2013 Posted December 1, 2013 Having to listen to poppy. But itsme felt very sorry and began wishing they hadn't treated her badly...after all she is a bcf veteran ,a lovely...
gardengirl Posted December 1, 2013 Posted December 1, 2013 ... attractive lady of 25 with long golden hair, blue eyes and an hour glass figure [Oh, wait a mo, thought Itsme, that's my fantasy intruding into my thoughts again, ooops!] He knocked back his glass of beer, wiped a hand across his mouth [frothy] and stretched his legs out onto the next ...........
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