dex Posted January 21, 2013 Posted January 21, 2013 Prince philip meanwhile, was in a furious rage, because he sensed that the problems in the kingdom were his. ITS ME AGAIN...
poppy Posted January 22, 2013 Posted January 22, 2013 Unfortunately, in their haste to play the collection of some of the finest Paradise Lost music you cou could ever wish to hear, they had overlooked the fact that from the box, came an ominous ticking .....
itsmeagain Posted January 24, 2013 Posted January 24, 2013 tick tock tick tock, tick tock. The queen took the clock from the box.....
dex Posted January 24, 2013 Posted January 24, 2013 (edited) Just as the clock struck 3 pm and the cuckoo popped out and poked her in the eye, making her..... Edited January 25, 2013 by dex
poppy Posted January 25, 2013 Posted January 25, 2013 say rather a naughty word, one which you wouldn't .....
dex Posted January 25, 2013 Posted January 25, 2013 Want to hear on any occasion, she had a list of three she used when the need arose. "Terlingdrome , Swut and when she really needed to vent BELGIUM. It was almost as if she became someone else on these occasions. she didn't know....
poppy Posted January 25, 2013 Posted January 25, 2013 Once, she used the three words together causing Terlingdrome, her political advisor, to direct a missile at Belgium, a major incident only being averted by .............
itsmeagain Posted January 25, 2013 Posted January 25, 2013 (edited) an impenetrable wall of fog above the English channel, stopping the missile leaving UK shores. Edited January 25, 2013 by itsmeagain
poppy Posted January 26, 2013 Posted January 26, 2013 'You really must learn not to take me so literally Terlingdrome, I've had cause to mention this before.' Terlingdrome looked quite .....
itsmeagain Posted January 26, 2013 Posted January 26, 2013 saddened at this turn in the conversation, and .....
dex Posted January 26, 2013 Posted January 26, 2013 Abased himself fervently, I live only to serve......
itsmeagain Posted January 26, 2013 Posted January 26, 2013 thee, oh my dear majesty. Drrrrrrrrriiinnng went the phone......
poppy Posted January 26, 2013 Posted January 26, 2013 everyone ignored it, the blasted thing had been going off all morning. Terlingdrome diconnected it and threw it ..........
itsmeagain Posted January 26, 2013 Posted January 26, 2013 through the open window. Contemplatively sucking on an old, relit cigarette, he gave the queen the glad eye, then he said, speculatively, as it were.....
poppy Posted January 26, 2013 Posted January 26, 2013 'What say I slip into something a little more comfortable?' Unfortunately, just at that moment he choked on cigarette smoke which ..............
itsmeagain Posted January 26, 2013 Posted January 26, 2013 clogged his eyesight up somewhat, making the old boy`s eyes water....
poppy Posted January 26, 2013 Posted January 26, 2013 and taking a lunge at Queenie, he completely missed, winding up .................
itsmeagain Posted January 26, 2013 Posted January 26, 2013 sprawled on the luxurious settee, posterior up, and dead to the world with exhaustion and shame.....
poppy Posted January 26, 2013 Posted January 26, 2013 It hadn't been a good day for Terlingdrome, but ever optimistic he dreamed of .....
itsmeagain Posted January 26, 2013 Posted January 26, 2013 meat pie, spuds , carrots and gravy, and coffee, as well as cigarettes...aaaah..lovely slumber.....
poppy Posted January 27, 2013 Posted January 27, 2013 and all would have gone well for him if it hadn't been for the dratted clock, whose cuckoo shot into his ear at the strike of ........
Talisman Posted January 27, 2013 Posted January 27, 2013 (edited) twelve, knocking Cinderellas glass slipper to the floor with an almighty crash Edited January 27, 2013 by Talisman
itsmeagain Posted January 27, 2013 Posted January 27, 2013 What the devil...? mumbled Prince Philip as the racket awoke him....
poppy Posted January 28, 2013 Posted January 28, 2013 'Well,' said Queenie, straightening her crown, which had slipped sideways in her sleep, 'now that everyone's awake, why don't we all have a nice cup of cocoa and a big chunk of ............
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