Johnny Carson Whit

Heston's fairytale feast the man is a genius

I've just got up after being completely engrossed in Dead Simple for about 4 hours which i've now finished, last time I looked at the clock it was about 5pm what a gripping story. Cant remember the last time I read for that long in one sitting.

Well I'm sorry but it's right if you are paying paid to serve me in a shop I dont care if you've argued with your boyfriend or missed eastenders its literally not the customers problem.

I didnt tell anyone to shove anything, I merely stated a fact of life that there are whatever you do. If you were an A&E nurse working on a saturday night and you had to patch up some foulmouthed drunken scrote who took great pleasure in verbally abusing you, you would still have to treat him. I am also painfully polite to people in shops/callcenters whatever, more often than not to my own detriment.

can I just apologise for the uncensored expletive, I didnt think

NEWSFLASH - You are going to have to deal with ******** whatever job you do, they are part of life unfortunately.

Starts next Monday I believe, though I could be wrong. Starts tonight in the US. First season had 13 episodes, so I guess it will be about the same.

I'd be complaining to the Manager without a seconds thought, it's why they are there! if they are not helping you they are not doing their job. why cant people grasp that? A cashiers, any shop staff's health and/or hapiness is not, as a customer your concern

Poor cashiers I'm sorry but when I go shopping which I hate anyway, it is the job of the staff in the shop to make it as efficient and painless experience as possible, I do not want to deal with an overgrown stroppy teenagers problems I want to spend my money then go. It's customer service! If you dont feel happy then fake it, if you cant fake it then leave. I've actually stopped using my local store as much because of their stroppy staff and I would rather drive double the distance to a place where they are happy to help you/take your money.

I dont expect them to be cheery, but the cashiers i'm talking about are down right rude have no social skills and have no business being in customer service, at the end of the day if you are in customer service being cheery whether its fake or not should be a basic skill. I agree with you where they slide your stuff down a ramp, but in my experience thse places are the ones where the cashier will offer to help you every single time. Like in Asda, my local one is like an aircraft hanger but the cashiers will help you no question.

When a cashier doesnt pack my stuff automatically as he/she scans it that really really really me off. My local CK's have the most miserable socially inept cashiers on earth they scan it and just throw it in a pile at the end of the counter, then give you a dumb look as if to say go on then! grrrrrrrr and I feel like saying you're a cashier it's your job to put it in a bag!!!!!!!

Saxon gold: finding the hoard

Unfortunately, Chris has about as much game as Chunk from the Goonies Unfortunately, Chris never once apologizes for being dressed like a gay chef. I think we can all agree that's just inexcusable Unfortunately, Chris was on the toilet talking to a stain on his wall which looked vaguely like a hamster.

So far, apart from a couple of hitches, Plan A was working out fine. Dead Simple - Peter James

Not to mention Robin Williams! I've got Frost on, it's on all day on ITV 3

I'm of the same opinion of the new Dr, he seems to over emphasise every move he makes like he is trying to be Jim Carrey or something

el classico/golf

I was like that until I hit 25, then all the rubbish I had eaten over the last 10 years decided to make itself known:mrgreen:

I've needed to lose probably about 3 stone for a number of years, and have decided this week to finally take it seriously and stop eating chips, crisps, pizzas etc. I have eaten chips almost every day of the week for years. Have been living on stir fry since Wednesday, and wondering why I havent done this earlier its cheap, quick and fills you up more than a ton of chips ever does.

Well I was waiting for the football on ITV 1 and they showed horrific footage of one of the earlier races of the day at Aintree where a horse snapped its neck. I'd be very suprised if at least one horse wasnt killed in the main race.

fa cup semi final i'm hoping for another 7-1

It's like a race to their deaths, it's disgusting. Trying to avoid watching it by watching ITV and they show footage of a horse falling on it's head snapping its neck in half People laughing at the madness at the start annoys me to, like when a horse doesnt move off the start line, it's because they are scared not because they think it's funny and cute

If they get injured they will be meeting Mr Shotgun

Some say he appears on high value stamps in Sweden, and that he can catch fish with his tongue...

I thought there were some great characters in Firestarter, John Rainbird for one. I love that weeks, months, years after I have read a SK book scenes and characters from the book still play in my mind like memories. John Rainbird and Charlie from Firestarter are definitely two of those characters for me.