Johnny Carson Whit

By COB today I would have read nearly 200 pages of Dead Simple, a really enjoyable story so far that I have wanted to read for ages; the frequent nods to american culture are annoying me a little though, who in Brighton says 'Jerk' and eats twinkies?

The Discovery Space Shuttle launch http://www.nasa.gov/multimedia/nasatv/index.html T -20 mins & counting

Going to watch the comedy gala on ch 4 tonight at 9, filmed at the O2 last week. There are a hell of a lot of brilliant comedians doing a set - lee evans, bill bailey, david mitchell, noel fielding, omid djalili, james corden, ruth jones.....

Tropic of cancer !

sweetcorn

Finished under the eagle, going to start dead simple tonight

Cardiff vs the mighty Swansea

I couldnt possibly say, for fear of incriminating myself What I will say is watching football over the internet via foreign broadcasts is wrong

Indeed, it's an absolute myth Get 2 friends together, give one 4 cans of diet coke a day to drink and the other 4 cans of Budweiser a day to drink; see which one dies first. Bloody aspartame

Christopher Biggins Is that acceptably weird enough?

ok ok, consider me suitably chastised

That's kind of the point, they arent reallly the norm, page 3 big boobs, blond hair type most blokes seem to like. Give me a rough and ready girl that could kick your ass anyday

Tina Fey

Nicola you cant say anything when you fancy Alan Rickman ! jeez I would pay that man to never open his mouth again ever.

Demi Moore (on account that she is old enough to be my mother) I remember going to the Cinema to see Striptease, I nearly choked on my ice cream

I think I may well be your male equivalent Coffin, i've often been told that my taste in female celebrities is somewhat questionable Lita formerly of WWE anyone? How about some Hayley Wiilliams from Paramore or perhaps some Amy Lee of Evanesence? The usual pinup's and bottle blondes are like wallpaper to me

Well I was planning on watching Justin Lee Collins new show, but it started at 7pm and I missed half of it, havent seen one advert for it. Cilliam Murphy throws darts like a 9 year old girl

I love internet riddle games, they are always good for passing time when there is little else to do.

On the face of it it may seem just a silly kids game, but as it goes on it does get deceptively difficult.

Sorry Something wicked this way comes, I thought it was very pompous, didnt enjoy it at all.

I couldnt get into that at all

With it being easter all the talk of easter egg hunts made me think of this online game that I thought some might enjoy Duck Hunt "The internet is awash with ducks! Your task: seek out the quackers and add them to your collection. Solve the clues to locate the ducks. As you start discovering ducks new ducks will become unlocked and available for hunting. Clues can be riddles, cryptic, puzzles, challenges, picture-based etc.. Watch out for spot prizes." Have fun!

Pancho is a Swansea fan:mrgreen: There is a video of him on youtube outside the local 'drinking establishement' burning a cardiff shirt before a game

Well i've just cracked a can open, nothing quenches your thirst and whets your whistle quite like a cold can of formaldehyde

Isnt it ironic that someone called pickle pointed that out