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"I did him a,few favours..kinda scratched his back as he tickled mine", said our small, odd, interloper. "He knew.

".....@m in a rather a pickle really. Yes , having been made homeless via a citcuitous turn of events, I am truly left wondering now what it is all about..Vinny Dessicate", he said, standing up then falling over a stray blanket and crash landing on the floor. " I am only in this abode due to Marv Supermarket", declared Vinny,

Gilly moved forward surreptitiously , pretending to be going for the spatula by the side of the snoring little man. "Wake up please, we own this house", declared Gilly, obsequiously. "It's never 7 @lready is it?", cried this...

Mr Brown by Gregory Isaacs

hey presto."Let it be light and it was lit", said Gilbert, placing 4 eggs in water, on the hob. They continued exploring. In a corner of the kitchen was an old colander, in a cupboard was some green salad. "I think somebody's living....

just boil a few eggs, look there's some butter and bread there. Chop chop Gilly, mummy's hungry." Gilbert took 4 eggs, threw them into a pan, but the cooker needed a match to light it. " I do not carry matches", declared Florence, " you smoke those vile rollups, so..

In a very cluttered kitchen, Florence Supermarket found some treacle, baking powder,eggs, milk, sugar, icing sugar etc. In the fridge was a lump of what looked like quiche. "Am feeling peckish mother..can we try out these appliances?", he asked, picking up an old whisk, and breaking three eggs into a green mixing bowl"Shall we have eggs Bendict?",...

looking at Anatomy of a Killer: The body makeup of England's most notorious killers" "How to spot a psychopath, by I'm Knott a Crim", mused Gilbert. "What a name for an author..I wonder where uncle Marv found his books?" Florence was perusing theErotica shelf, much to

very much about dominoes, backgammon, and how to use vinegar on your towels in order to keep them clean.

Down a cobweb filled dtaircase they went, mobiles switched to torch function. At the bottom Gilbert switched on a light, and in the room was an assortment of bookcases, in a variety of colours, a red plastic one, s green wooden one, plus a ....

lay, at the door, a plated cheese and piccalilli sandwich. "Where are the Thai curry cream crackers?", asked Gilbert. "Aloha, aloha who goes there, and thanks for the sandwich.. You see, we were expecting cream crackers but this is all very nice..come, do show yourself", declared Mrs Supermarket, hopefully.

"Oh,Marvin was one who wanted a buttered cream cracker dropped down a,chute..extras included cheese, marmite, sage n onion stuffing, and Thai red curry, all in a couple of cream crackers, all lovingly...

uncle Marvin had tidied up before dying. The first room they examined, was the master bedroom. "You see Gilly, space means a lot my son. You and a lady can use it to do erm, what men and women do, and that's likely to be very pleasant, isn't it?", cooed mother, recalling her own wedding night in the upstairs room of a Camden pub. Mr supermarket had gotten so excited before getting in to bed that he actually.....

a gilt edged plaque on the wall by the clock. It said " Gilbert W Supermarket, I bequeath thee this reputable and high quality, nicely refurbished mansion, to go with the 25 million quid. Your parents are useless, do not be like them. Marvin Bucklescreen Supermarket." Gilbert laughed. "Is this...

car parked up somewhere nice." "Mother, this Rosetta, although I once wished to marry her, well she chucked me into a river and I got wet.I believe in..

Rosetta, who had been doing some research of her own."So, Gilbert this is where you hang out? I had a dress ruined by you, a nice friendly walk destroyed by you, pushing me into the river. How rotten a trick." Embarrassed, Gilbert told Florence, "Mum, that's only half the story. You see,

festooned with a faded, torn Union Jack, and as they drove through, Gilbert wonders what state the mansion would be in . Uncle Marv had been a dirty, unwashed, rich man, whose socks were..

and brutally snatched away, since her son didn't recognise the flibbertygibbet who leapt into his mum's car and kissed him. Florence was devastated that Gilly wasn't already wed to any woman, and she now said"you do have 25 million..when

find a woman soon I shall officially consider you gay. A nice piece like that, most single men would jump at the chance." "Indeed I am gay", hd answered lugubriously, "if gay means happy then I embrace it. I do not fancy men though." "Do not get all Oscar Wilde with me dear", snuffled mother, "and make sure that you wash...

sharing my bed with you...Where did we meet? You think I am stupid, girl?" Ermy was not very happy suddenly, and said to Gilbert's mum

chin, and, attractive though she was, she lacked sophistication,Gilbert felt, as well as intelligence. He wondered if they had ever met before, or whether someone had,stuck a bright I'm a millionaire" sign upon his head. He felt smothered, mum...

I know a nice elderly people's civic hall you can get married in." Gilbert suddenly realised that "actually Ermy, who are you? I never met you in my entire putrescent existence,,and no wedding for me...a man such as me has to take his time..we have not even shared a passion for crosswords, 10,000 piece jigsawa, or books on ....

Nothing. Will have lunch in a bit.

Tea

He is similar to Wodehouse. I love the way he makes fun of the wealthy and pompous, in a dry and caustic way.