Lynn Posted March 24, 2010 Share Posted March 24, 2010 Granted, but when you open your mouth to speak, you have a man's voice! I wish I never ever had to go back to work again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AbielleRose Posted March 28, 2010 Share Posted March 28, 2010 Granted, but its because you get fired and no one will hire you back. I wish I could take my roomies paintballing this afternoon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ooshie Posted March 29, 2010 Share Posted March 29, 2010 Granted, but you have to wash and iron all their overalls! I wish I wasn't shortsighted... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stiggy Posted April 3, 2010 Share Posted April 3, 2010 Granted, but now you have to wear big ugly black framed glasses because the wish doesn't cover the frames you like. I wish I was in a rock band. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poppy Posted April 3, 2010 Share Posted April 3, 2010 Granted, but you will look like Boy George with the voice of Tiny Tim. I wish I could do a tandem parachute jump (please don't kill me ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stiggy Posted April 3, 2010 Share Posted April 3, 2010 Granted, but the instructor you jump with accidentally lands you guys on a cactus. I wish I was the world's strongest man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poppy Posted April 3, 2010 Share Posted April 3, 2010 Granted but you'll be so muscle bound, you won't be able to bend over to tie your shoe-laces and will be for ever destined to wear slippers. I wish I had my own personal masseuse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ooshie Posted April 4, 2010 Share Posted April 4, 2010 Granted, but they have lots of warts and callouses that you can feel with their every move. I wish it would get warm enough for me to turn off my heating completely. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
randa23 Posted April 4, 2010 Share Posted April 4, 2010 Granted. But it's going to be 70 degrees C for the next 100 years. I wish I never got tired Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
randa23 Posted April 6, 2010 Share Posted April 6, 2010 Granted but you're going to be superglued to your bed for the rest of your life. I wish I had more time to read books.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stiggy Posted April 6, 2010 Share Posted April 6, 2010 Granted, but all you will do is read, and for lack of exercise you will gain a lot weight. I wish I could read peoples' minds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sirinrob Posted April 6, 2010 Share Posted April 6, 2010 Granted but you would not still be able to discern any lies I wish I could fly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AbielleRose Posted April 7, 2010 Share Posted April 7, 2010 Granted, but every time you try you get really bad vertigo. I wish I spoke every language ever created. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
randa23 Posted April 7, 2010 Share Posted April 7, 2010 Granted but you speak in a gobbledegook mix of all the languages so none of your friends and family understand you. I wish remember everything i learn at school.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nicola Booth Posted April 7, 2010 Share Posted April 7, 2010 Granted but then they go and change the curriculum. I wish I was a disney princess! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ooshie Posted April 8, 2010 Share Posted April 8, 2010 Granted, but you will have to kiss ten frogs a day and never find your prince. I wish I had more bookshelves... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
randa23 Posted April 8, 2010 Share Posted April 8, 2010 Granted but they are put up by a dodgy carpenter and they fall on your leg and it breaks. I wish only tv programmes I like are on the telly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vladd Posted April 8, 2010 Share Posted April 8, 2010 Granted but you can't get a picture I wish the election was over already Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raven Posted April 8, 2010 Share Posted April 8, 2010 Granted, but the result is a hung Parliament, so you will have to live through it all. over. again. I wish all children could be happy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cookie Posted April 9, 2010 Share Posted April 9, 2010 Granted but they all go around with scary happy demented looks on their faces. I wish I could have a lie in every day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
randa23 Posted April 10, 2010 Share Posted April 10, 2010 Granted but you'd lose your job and would have no money at all. I wish i had a photographic memory so i could remember everything in my exams Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stiggy Posted April 12, 2010 Share Posted April 12, 2010 Granted, but since you still didn't study enough to begin with you stay up all night cramming, then sleep in and miss them anyways. I wish I had a twin brother. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SueB Posted April 12, 2010 Author Share Posted April 12, 2010 Granted but he is with you 24/7 I wish I could be a lady of leisure Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sirinrob Posted April 12, 2010 Share Posted April 12, 2010 Granted, but all you do is stay in one place I wish I could recall all my past words. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raven Posted April 12, 2010 Share Posted April 12, 2010 Granted, bUt YoU gO iNsANe remembering all the embarrasing things you have said down the years. I wish I knew what to wish for next. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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