Corrupt a Wish

[Lynn]

Granted, but when you open your mouth to speak, you have a man's voice!

 

I wish I never ever had to go back to work again.

[AbielleRose]

Granted, but its because you get fired and no one will hire you back.

 

I wish I could take my roomies paintballing this afternoon.

[Ooshie]

Granted, but you have to wash and iron all their overalls!

 

I wish I wasn't shortsighted...

[Stiggy]

Granted, but now you have to wear big ugly black framed glasses because the wish doesn't cover the frames you like.

 

I wish I was in a rock band.

[poppy]

Granted, but you will look like Boy George with the voice of Tiny Tim.

 

I wish I could do a tandem parachute jump (please don't kill me )

[Stiggy]

Granted, but the instructor you jump with accidentally lands you guys on a cactus.

 

I wish I was the world's strongest man.

[poppy]

Granted but you'll be so muscle bound, you won't be able to bend over to tie your shoe-laces and will be for ever destined to wear slippers.

 

I wish I had my own personal masseuse

[Ooshie]

Granted, but they have lots of warts and callouses that you can feel with their every move.

 

I wish it would get warm enough for me to turn off my heating completely.

[randa23]

Granted. But it's going to be 70 degrees C for the next 100 years.

 

I wish I never got tired

[randa23]

Granted but you're going to be superglued to your bed for the rest of your life.

 

I wish I had more time to read books..

[Stiggy]

Granted, but all you will do is read, and for lack of exercise you will gain a lot weight.

 

I wish I could read peoples' minds.

[sirinrob]

Granted but you would not still be able to discern any lies

 

I wish I could fly

[AbielleRose]

Granted, but every time you try you get really bad vertigo.

 

I wish I spoke every language ever created.

[randa23]

Granted but you speak in a gobbledegook mix of all the languages so none of your friends and family understand you.

 

I wish remember everything i learn at school..

[Nicola Booth]

Granted but then they go and change the curriculum.

 

I wish I was a disney princess!

[Ooshie]

Granted, but you will have to kiss ten frogs a day and never find your prince.

 

I wish I had more bookshelves...

[randa23]

Granted but they are put up by a dodgy carpenter and they fall on your leg and it breaks.

 

 

I wish only tv programmes I like are on the telly.

[Vladd]

Granted but you can't get a picture

 

 

 

I wish the election was over already

[Raven]

Granted, but the result is a hung Parliament, so you will have to live through it all. over. again.

I wish all children could be happy.

[Cookie]

Granted but they all go around with scary happy demented looks on their faces.

 

I wish I could have a lie in every day.

[randa23]

Granted but you'd lose your job and would have no money at all.

 

 

I wish i had a photographic memory so i could remember everything in my exams

[Stiggy]

Granted, but since you still didn't study enough to begin with you stay up all night cramming, then sleep in and miss them anyways.

 

I wish I had a twin brother.

[SueB]

Granted but he is with you 24/7

 

I wish I could be a lady of leisure

[sirinrob]

Granted, but all you do is stay in one place

 

I wish I could recall all my past words.

[Raven]

Granted, bUt YoU gO iNsANe remembering all the embarrasing things you have said down the years.

 

I wish I knew what to wish for next.