itsmeagain Posted July 18, 2015 Share Posted July 18, 2015 (edited) the requirements of police and criminal evidence Bill. You cannot brutalise, even if it is someone such as Hortense, an old woman discharging shotguns into the air, and.. Edited July 18, 2015 by itsmeagain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poppy Posted July 19, 2015 Share Posted July 19, 2015 blaspheming about the police force in general. The cells were all full that day and Hortense was forced to share. Who should be pacing the cell in high heels, gesticulating wildly and threatening to sue the police department for wrongful arrest, but none other than Fiona. After seducing the prison guard she'd had her eye on from the start, she'd managed to get early release but her plans to kill Green Tie had been immediately thwarted and here she was back inside again. She and Hortense ..... (welcome Miranda ....please keep helping us out here!! ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itsmeagain Posted July 19, 2015 Share Posted July 19, 2015 got to discussing whether the weather was caused by a cold front passing over France. Hortense stated.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mirandashell Posted July 19, 2015 Share Posted July 19, 2015 ...that the Jet Stream was too far south and.... (You're welcome!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itsmeagain Posted July 19, 2015 Share Posted July 19, 2015 A big big welcome to Mirandashell, from itsme.... ...and that the cold front originating in Norway will one fine day be responsible for some... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mirandashell Posted July 19, 2015 Share Posted July 19, 2015 ....frozen nipples. A very nice ice-cream dessert that comes in several flavours. Hortense's favourite was...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itsmeagain Posted July 19, 2015 Share Posted July 19, 2015 Naughty nuts creme, a concoction said by some to be the result of an accident in a chef's kitchen, involving fresh whipped cream, a bag of sugary nuts, and a food whisk. It looked Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mirandashell Posted July 19, 2015 Share Posted July 19, 2015 .....like sugared pickled walnuts. Fiona made a yuck face and pulled her...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itsmeagain Posted July 19, 2015 Share Posted July 19, 2015 mouth into a scowl. As well as which, it seemed like Hortense had not had a .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mirandashell Posted July 19, 2015 Share Posted July 19, 2015 ....wash for days. She smelled like.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itsmeagain Posted July 19, 2015 Share Posted July 19, 2015 a rugby player's backside, but that never bothered her. Indeed she told the policewoman who clerked her in that she herself dislikes the smell of roses, and so could she stop... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mirandashell Posted July 19, 2015 Share Posted July 19, 2015 (EW!) ...at the Botanical Gardens on her way to court to cut all the roses down. The police officer raised an eyebrow and said.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itsmeagain Posted July 19, 2015 Share Posted July 19, 2015 that her own perfume is, thankfully, called eau de rose, to offset the smell of bad eggs that hung in the air. Hortense was not keen.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mirandashell Posted July 19, 2015 Share Posted July 19, 2015 ...but she had spotted the tazer so decided discretion was the better part of ..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itsmeagain Posted July 19, 2015 Share Posted July 19, 2015 valour and so kept quiet."And now, old lady", declared Fiona, onerously, "I want to tell.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mirandashell Posted July 19, 2015 Share Posted July 19, 2015 ... you a story. I am the great great great great great great (deep breath) great great great great grandaughter of ...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itsmeagain Posted July 19, 2015 Share Posted July 19, 2015 Queen Hatshepsut of ancient Egypt?", she declared cryptically, the sideways cock of her head added to the upward, questioning inflection of her statement, inducing in Hortense, feelings..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mirandashell Posted July 19, 2015 Share Posted July 19, 2015 .. of extreme need to apply the tazer to Fiona's left buttock but..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itsmeagain Posted July 19, 2015 Share Posted July 19, 2015 the problem was that Polly Police held a tazer, Hortense held only bitter resentment of the... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poppy Posted July 20, 2015 Share Posted July 20, 2015 @ itsmeagain and mirandashell deepest and most smouldering kind, in fact if she smouldered any deeper ..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mirandashell Posted July 20, 2015 Share Posted July 20, 2015 ...she'd set the drains on fire. Fiona gave her a smug look and a hipbump. The resentment in Hortense flared into a raging torrent of rage and she reached over and pulled ...... (Hi Poppy!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itsmeagain Posted July 20, 2015 Share Posted July 20, 2015 Hortense's..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mirandashell Posted July 20, 2015 Share Posted July 20, 2015 (that's cheating! ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itsmeagain Posted July 20, 2015 Share Posted July 20, 2015 lank yellowish hair, which smelled of... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mirandashell Posted July 20, 2015 Share Posted July 20, 2015 bacon. Which was a little odd as she had cereal for breakfast. But .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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