to sound suave, urbane and rich.
'That will be the 13th floor. What name is it, sir?'
I thought quickly, if this was my virtual reality, I called the shots.
'I am Johnny Bravo, the one man army!' I replied and followed up with a few karate chops and a Ka-chow!
The concierge didn't seem at all impressed but nevertheless handed me a key. I went up the lift and walked into my room. It was ...