me up and down in a most suggestive manner.
'Later,' I said huskily, 'but for now, we need to get to Wigtown ASAP. Hail us a cab, sweetie, and I'll tell you all about it on the way.'
For once ...
blow me down if it wasn't the delectable Pythagoras! I stood rooted to the spot, jaw sagging in disbelief.
'Wh..wh..what ...how...who..??
'Stop standing there like some kind of demented morepork and come and give me a big ...
How To Build Your Own Country; Raising Toads For Fun and Profit; Castration, the Pros and Cons; and The Wonderful World of Bitumen. As luck would have it, I was just passing 'Sorry, I'm Booked', a shop packed with ...
He told me if I didn't get it all off straught awa' he'd have the polis onto me.
I really loved my new outfit, I felt it expressed my true personality, so I was loath to comply. Thinking on my toes I ...
Why this realisation suddenly struck me is a complete mystery. I didn't know anyone by the name of Michael in Nether Bogside and I hadn't made any appointment. I decided it was just the product of my over fertile imagination but Ginger said ...
and eccentric fashion. It was time to pull my finger out and improve the depleted coffers before the bank closed my account and Clothilde became completely unhinged.
I asked Ginger if there was any way I could make a quick buck.
'Weeell, I ken a wee mon who's lookin for someone tae ...
Prime Minister still, complaining how badly he's treated by the press and how misunderstood he is.
I decided I'd heard quite enough world news and stopped any further bulletins before I ...
Oh no, Muggle! Is this the first time? ( I feel like it isn't, but my memory is useless!)
Really hope it doesn't hit you too hard and you make a quick recovery. Healing hugs
I remembered I had something in my backpack that I could give Aunt Biscuit. So re-heaving my distended and ponderous body out of the car again, I plodded back inside. I could feel an enormous ...
the first thing I needed was a hot, sweet cuppa. Ginger was already up and about and the kettle was boiling.
'It's a braw day!' he declared.
Good, I thought, maybe today we'd get to see Aunt Biscuit.
But first, Ginger again insisted on plying me with mountains of food. At this rate ...