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'thoroughly unsuitable for a cat, do you expect that my cat Tiddles survives on such bilge?' Ruffled somewhat, Rosie asked Moira , ' on what grounds are you saying my food is rubbish? Pray tell, are you on of a select band, those lovers of haute cuisine, so passe as they so truly are, or are you an undercover reporter for the unholy, unwholesome, rag, The Scum, a tabloid known...

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surveillance

, some, like grey little Truffalo, and ginger big Bonesio, still wanted to investigate what Johnny's weird invited paying guests were eating. One day,at 12 midday sharp, Moira Funnell, a 🫖 teapot designer from Cleckheaton, wailed in surprise as Jackie, a Felix black and white, was licking her pile of cottage cheese as it lay primly waiting, by the side of pickled dill and Japanese radish. 'Oh you aaaarr beautiful, aren't you dear. ?', opined Moira, gritting her teeth as sharp clawed feet began kneading dough on her, as cats🐈....

daddy was demanding to speak to Johnny, yet Johnny, so resolute, so...

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that was a wise idea, all told', I said, hoping that nobody would notice if we just reverted the name to Johnny and Rosie's Cat Cafe and Emporium, a name I thought showed...

hung up and resumed her daily duties. With a handle like Pussy Galore cat cafe, she mused, is it possible the cretin rang up thinking it's a house of ill repute? 'Johnny, a weird....

'all I was asking was a fish head for a kitten ,never too much to ask..' Meanwhile, Rosie was sat doing the admin in the office, when, out of the blue, a call came in....a staccato voice rang out. 'Is this..Discard your Vestments Cattery?' The voice was male,austere,and

, and when PC Collar McCatchem, 43, from Dunstable, arrived, with Detective Myonly Hope, 32,Brixham born, things were so fish orientated, that even Bjorn Aloser, 54, of Trondheim, whosuffered from chronic loss of smell, post Covid era, was holding his proboscis and moaning about the sheer lack...

bring an average of 2 cats to Stinkhole Way, and by 3pm Bill O'Brien's shop was surrounded by disappointed, demanding, cats, and happy, entertained hoomans. Gabrielle Portmanteau, 43, of Welcome Kitties Home, from Bristol, was on the microphone. Jack Fishbreath, from Chingford, 31, a worker at O'Brien's, opined that, given the situation, Bill ought to give spare,rotting, fish heads to every kitty, ' to quieten down the furore, I mean it's

recidivism

freshly grilled cod, dogfish, and tinned salmon chunks from Aldi. On the day of the protest, all local cat 🐈 people were astounded to be roused from their Eastenders watching torpor, by someone knocking on the door at 11am, to invite 'your cats', to a demonstration tonight outside Bill O'Brien's fish monger on Stinkhole Avenue, please wrap a scarf around the kitties as it'll be cold. 'Protesting against the amazing cost of fish, we believe that all cats ought to be receiving free sardines at wholesale fishy type holes such as O'Brien's...after all, it's not every.....

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a sit in meow outside the local chippy at night. A friend of Rosie, by the name of Germane Solution, 43, a lecturer from Troon, had passed her Level 23.6 in Cat Language at Gosport Polytechnic in 2022, a pastime, she swore, was certified....

tails low among the back legs, noses tapping the floor superciliously, backs furtive, low hanging, compressed, neat , and feline. One cat, a black boy named Tibbs, was of the notion that the world price of fish merited.. ...

asparagus chops, cauliflower florets, and cabbage based croutons, indeed, she asked that I grate....

in their right mind would dislike roast taties, bubble n squeak, and a side of cabbage? Thinking I was onto something here, I prepared to rejoice ,telling Rosie all about Philbert and his rank misdemeanours. Rosie was not, however,...

two hours 43 minutes 54 seconds, starting...now...'. I stood looking at him. 'Boss..what's the urgency?', he asked, cutting a carrot 🥕 with a sharp knife, smiling laconically as he declared, ' the best chef is a chilled chef, and Rosie agrees.' 'Oh she does now..??' ''And she probably agrees that you are a....'

, for instance, he didn't know the difference between an eggs Benedict and a beggars banquet, probably also knew nothing of the practice or practise conundrum, and I bet he valued Stork margarine over Flora. His name, Philbert, is odd, and my oh my, his sartorial skills and....

Marilyn Manson, followed bands like Death by Fire , Snakeshit Aspirin, and Loafing..

Philbert, desirous, as I was, of having...

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that if we have anymore. ' 'Yes I will be exposed in the press like a dangerous criminal. ' 'And rightly so..did you know, in London, 400 premises a year fail an inspection. Mr Revolting, we shall be unannounced visiting you on October 8 next year..we will not be telling you the date..' OK.'