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  1. be able to sort it..and I know, chooky chook, aah, I saw you trouser the 800 quid from those plumbers interested in Chaucer the other week.. so money is no object'..and at that, Rosie made plans for 54 felines to be shipped to Rosie's cat and coffee emporium, post haste. A week and 3 and a quarter days later, I was 🚶‍♀️ walking....
  2. I was not prepared for a sudden left hook to the jaw from one of the plebeian many, leaving me seeing stars for a few minutes. Mind you, all our doddering old benefactor's worries were quickly evaporated, as 10 scrubbers ran away from the warehouse, unpaid, and would stay unpaid until such time as we got some answers..which scuzzer decked Johnny Revolting and what type of recompense will said scuzzer pay? But on the cat and tea roadshow sailed, with adverts going on Radio London and people being contacted about cat cafe set up etc. One morning Rosie announced that the local tabby...
  3. it odd that a nice middle class girl like her would sink to the depths of council estate depravity that the lads would, and he said 'no darling, you jass down geddit lav. See look, we'z awl got kids, ann oi don't mean goats..(pausing for laughs, none arrived, just a dull silence)..naa sossidgizz is awroit bat we wants sumfin a lot bettoh ann we wanna it naah..' 'Oh Johnny be a man and a darling and pay...
  4. soo sweet and adorable..my oh my daddy, this boy reminds me very much of Archie, the dog of Mrs Fauntleroy of Chertsey, holder of the award for Pooch of the Decade 2018, he.. ' 'Naa listen app, bro..we won't uzz manney an we want it naa', said Pontius Brawn, 19, from Brixham. 'Oi.....
  5. a bulldog, sandy and white, three years in age, black spot behind the right ear, one chipped yellow tooth, otherwise dentally
  6. 'I verily do say, what what..young man, get your hands off my assistant Jonathan if you please.' He withdrew a bulging wallet from his inside pocket. 'Now, Mr senior henchman and dogsbody, kindly show me your work before I pay you..After all....
  7. Mr Billy Foreman, arms akimbo, saying , ' roight, less get a few fings sorted..ooze in charge. ? See look, bein' 'ard workin' goize, we wants poyin'..ooze responsiboo..?' Quickly pointing towards the Major, I went to get some of my huge store of books from the sacks at the back.. 'Oi.....
  8. ' am trying my best, Rosie. They are in your car boot..any ideas as to where our shelves are coming from? Did you say there was a chance of some from Weld it and Woodit, the famous Barnet carpentry establishment..?... As for the cats, we can go and talk to cat shelters, asking can we take their moggies for the cafe. ?' 'With respect, young boy, my esteemed, worthy, cat lady daughter, was merely asking with regard to pecuniary matters, and you don't exactly fill her, or my good esteemed self, with confidence..have you any money..?..
  9. encapsulates why, just why, Rosie needs a quarter of a million to raise our venture into the big time. I mean, cat litter.is about 200 quid a ton in Sheffield, 20p extra in Birmingham, and, after the next budget, no doubt it will be 302 quid per bucket. Where are the cats?', I enquired, as Rosie wiped...
  10. future looked decidedly rocky, and I thought up a plan, which I immediately set about working on . 'What a splendid idea, darn good show old chap,what what ', I said, slapping him on the shoulder, 'now, about the cats..' 'Aaah yes, old boy, well it's all up to Rosie how many felines she wants, I mean, I know she.....
  11. a really nice guy, rather sweet actually..daddy, remember, Johnny did nothing at all wrong, I met him at a book stall and we became friends, that's all. Not like you and mummy,when I know,because she told me,that I was conceived pre wedlock, born pre wedlock, and remained pre..' 'Oh I get it, my sweet, I'm so sorry, I never intended..but I'm such a fool..I thought Johnny was your betrothed..' 'So,can we expect to be opening up this place soon?', I asked, hoping for a sensible answer. 'Yes young man, once my application to Blockett and Reckitt, solicitors, goes through, any day I will be supplying you with a large amount of capital..now hear me .......
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