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  1. feelings experienced.. nay, endured..by Shanti, by Jezebel, by Pumpkin, our 3 most treasured and upstanding tabbies, being usurped, ostracised, and browbeaten,by a collection of upper class, middle class,spoon in the mouth,silver platter, Siamese, Chairman Meow....' 'Hahahaha...😅 you're not going to believe it,but my uncle Derek has a moggy named Chairman Meow, he's a black and white Felix and he's so beautiful ', opined Fred Gimmick,56, from Southport, ' I see you're all. ..
  2. ' Zebedee the Cat, on FB, well they are giving away these magnificent surprise prizes..' 'When are we..?' 'Am afraid it's me and Fiona, she's a great friend of mine..' 'Hi..hi..hi..soo pleased to meet you..I am Fiona andwe..her and I ..must go to Japan in 1 month's time.....don't worry, I will get you some wonderful staff to replace her..' 'Wait just one minute..who are you again?...' 'Fiona Fonthill- Roy, BSC, Dip Ed, MA Hons, University of Durham, C Cog in behavioural sciences, 2005,mother to one....
  3. that MIGHT be an option, Fi...only thing is, last occasion I elicited help from a female, it was someone posing as a bladdy Guardian reading la de dah two portions of sushi a week for health, BUDDY. What I got was a rough, thick, ridiculous butch woman with no money and a chip on her shoulder regarding men..its SO....' Three days later, I was in the kitchen, supervising Micky Adroit, 19, as he chopped shallots, when there was a whooping sound of joy from the cafe area. 'Oh Rosie, you immaculate girl!!..high fives darling..' 'Oh M..G..Finally...how life treats you so well me old mucker', and the 2 buddies wailed and shrieked as though they'd won the lottery. 'Fi, sit here and I'll....
  4. he is ill, Fi..?..' 'Well Dr Skidmore from the clinic was sipping pina colada with Jerry and me yesterday, and he declared there's been an outbreak of schizophrenia around London since 2018, the like of which has never been known..is he daft..? Does he hear voices..?' 'Well there's nothing wrong with his hearing, I mean, all kitty meows are perfectly picked up by his cat antennae but if I ask for help rolling the dough he'll just get all high and mighty and he likes some bladdy vet from somewhere, am slightly dubious....
  5. bitterness here..?..' The silence between us began to grate, Rosie silently sucking on green 🍇 grapes while I sucked on an old lemon lurking in the fridge bottom. The sour taste of this 🍋 was replicated by a scowl on the face of Rosie, who, to be fair, had a point: after all it was time for me to show some backbone. As a result I removed my shirt, pointed at my back, and went for a shower. While there I heard that....
  6. A man from round Troon named Colquhoun Used to eat boiled eggs from a spoon..
  7. 😃 😀 👋 🫂 👋
  8. the stewed apple and custard surprise? I mean, Roz Philibuster down at Grunge Catering, declares it's made of the very finest, smartest, ingredients. No need for anything other than a bit of elbow grease, 💪 with you piling pies into an oven..me,meanwhile, will carry out vet checks in conjunction with Riannon Corpuscle, the vet from Claws and Paws animal suite in Bexley..she's quite a swell dude and ...' 'And..what..?', asked Rosie, sudd...
  9. get around to what matters..cat care, feeding vegetables to a bewitched public, and ensuring the kitty community is well looked after. After that, I couldn't give a .....
  10. is the wrong.message to offer the discerning public', I said, ' and even to the less discerning , it offers doubt, lack of integrity, a type of sexualised delusion..thankfully, we have a beautiful woman...Rosie..but if certain wily men were to take Pussy Galore literally, they may even....
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