.....a certain Mr Gus Despicable, cracking his wipers in two and denting the front , by the engine.
'Drive on..drive on', said Harriet,'a maniacal dude is making V signs at us..please drive.'
to Greaseball avenue. No 45 was headed 'Stupid Sid. Cocktail dresses a quid.'
'Oh god' thought Harriet, 'is my rich boss so lowly mean that she is buying....
not to go anywhere with strangers. Believe me if I had sat on a ramrod I would be ecstatic. But anyway let's go buy some booty!!!'
They arrived at Harrods.
giving a girl a boost. President Marcos of the Philippines you see well his wife bought herself half a million pairs and I aim to go one better and end up with a million and one pairs..one more than ....
to be a buttery and syrupy boss.
'Come now Harriet off to Harrods I will buy you the sweetest yellow and ochre dress ever known to the human race. Indeed .....
take a deep breath, evaluate the situation then return to a coffee shop for another coffee. You could ...also..buy me a new dress..yellow and ochre has become coffee stain brown. All your fault. Gasping out your angst whilst
me..yes good old in the flesh, non subterfuging, honest to goodness Annabelle..yes.
I am so badly treated..by husband, colleagues including the two amateur detectives currently on their way back after a disastrous trip. I am tired Harriet and you may
assist the police in understanding him. Is he one of life's great misunderstood? I mean I once met a baker named Baker from Exeter. He was so misunderstood that when he cheated on his wife everyone said how dreadful life....
......my husband. We had some great times but he kept having affairs and now Trixie had her stuff stolen and the police are looking for Cyril.'
Tears and wailing could be heard.....
'Oh...errrk..yeah Oh Trixie..thank God. Well I will put the kettle on..in times of trouble the UK turns to tea..oh God.'
'Are you ok boss?' asked Trixie, unsure what was.....
'Boss I have had praise from PC Hans Kuffs or something about Cyril Bauble..'
A sound of coffee being spewed across a room, all over the dress of Harriet Synthonium, the new office.....