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  1. he had been invited to meet Mr Cameron. Names and addresses of the lot of you please." " Annabelle Chiffon I am manager of the Don't Peep detective agency. Here are
  2. Annabelle. ' No that's tomato sauce even I can see that' declared Harriet. Ten minutes later, smelling salts and ambulance at hand, Dibble awoke. 'Annabelle..you gave me the number of Cyril Bauble. And I thought...
  3. 'I don't appreciate semi nudity of any type' , declared a red cheeked Mildred.' Shameful..women dropping knickers at the drop of a hat..greasy men hoping to seduce...my husband Wilfy would turn in his grave.' A minute later Mildred took a few secret photos through the window using an old camera . She went to the locker room and telephoned The weekly Slum, a greed obsessed.....
  4. ' What do you mean you two bit unwashed football thug relic of the 1970s' asked Harriet, firing from the hip.
  5. the beauty of Annabelle's choice of lingerie. The gun went off. A loud crash and a hole in the ceiling, a small pile of plaster on the floor and screams from the cleaning lady Mildred.....
  6. There was a sudden.....
  7. Hi Maria. Delightful avatar by the way. Welcome to the forum.
  8. done it if she had known who he was. As bar room brawlers go, Gus Despicable is a master. Anyone offends him....
  9. My husband is a dirty thieving philandering toad . Two Gus Despicable rammed our car and a dutiful handsome bobby named Dibble said he is delighted that I have set two super sleuths on the case. Step forward Trixie..Step forward the redoubtable Bertram..' Trixie said that she was delighted to be a part of such an up and at 'em crew of sleuths as this one. In Trixie's world view it was imperative that dross like Gus and Cyril....
  10. earth's chronicles is down here? A pile of yellow newspaprs in a box.' 'Get your nose out of that box and get more tea' said Annabelle.
  11. just had a cup of tea..then changed a light bulb. And anyway I never knew he was your other half. I wouldn't have anything to do with him had I known of that. But all's well in hate and war as Churchill said to his deaf blind congregation.' Silence....
  12. '....light...fitting?' asked Bertie superciliously. 'That's it..light fitting..in his house well the light conked out and I held a chair and swivelled it whilst Cyril stood holding the bulb...it..' Annabelle asked 'How many Baubles does it take to change a lightbulb?'
  13. At this point in walked Harriet bearing tea and coffee for all. On hearing Cyril mentioned, she piped up with ' Oh Annabelle's husband...how sweet' and whistled the Dambusters tune as she somnolently poured tea into cups from a red teapot. Trixie gasped. ' Oh well..we didn't really do much..just a bit of ....
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