ned Posted January 7, 2010 Posted January 7, 2010 Granted, but it is a charity show and all of your winnings go to the 'Future Liverpool Football Players Program' That's nasty Granted, but it has everything you hate on it I wish i was a world class chef Quote
AbielleRose Posted January 7, 2010 Posted January 7, 2010 Granted, but your restaurant gets closed down due to a roach infestation and your reputation goes down the drain. I wish I had endless energy and never had to sleep. Quote
ned Posted January 7, 2010 Posted January 7, 2010 Granted but you can't find nowhere to live because you run around the neighbourhood all night with your endless energy. I wish i never had to pay bills Quote
AbielleRose Posted January 7, 2010 Posted January 7, 2010 Granted, but you lose all sense of worth for the things you've bought and the home you are in that it depresses you and makes you run off to the forest to live the life of a roaming nomad in search of worth. I wish I could star in a Broadway musical. Quote
ned Posted January 7, 2010 Posted January 7, 2010 Granted, but you lose all sense of worth for the things you've bought and the home you are in that it depresses you and makes you run off to the forest to live the life of a roaming nomad in search of worth. That's deep Granted, but it bombs on opening night and closes down I wish i knew everyones darkest secrets Quote
AbielleRose Posted January 7, 2010 Posted January 7, 2010 Its the cabin fever... my brain is doing funny things today! Granted, but you learn things you wish you had never learned about people and the world and go insane with the weight of their secrets. I wish I could be a mermaid. Quote
ned Posted January 7, 2010 Posted January 7, 2010 Granted, but you get run over by a jetski and die I wish people couldn't lie Quote
AbielleRose Posted January 7, 2010 Posted January 7, 2010 A jetski? Come on, I could take a jetski! *flexes muscles* Granted, but the truth hurts your feelings and you feel sad every night while lying in your bed. I wish I could meet a sparkly vampire who didn't drink human blood. Quote
ned Posted January 7, 2010 Posted January 7, 2010 Granted, he drinks animal blood and all the pets in your town go missing I wish i got to control the UK budget Quote
AbielleRose Posted January 7, 2010 Posted January 7, 2010 Granted, but the entire U.K. blames you for the recession. I wish I could play in a good band. Quote
ned Posted January 7, 2010 Posted January 7, 2010 Granted, but you injure your hand and have a sore throat and your replacement is so good that they keep them thus sacking you I wish i could find everything i ever (unintentionally) lost Quote
AbielleRose Posted January 7, 2010 Posted January 7, 2010 Granted, but you are disappointed when you discover none of it was as great as you remembered. I wish my laundry would do itself. Quote
ned Posted January 7, 2010 Posted January 7, 2010 Granted, but it is washed in a detergent that irritates your skin I wish footpaths were switched with those airport walkway things Quote
AbielleRose Posted January 7, 2010 Posted January 7, 2010 Granted, but you put on a lot of weight and are no longer able to do baby yoga. I wish I could do yoga. Quote
ned Posted January 7, 2010 Posted January 7, 2010 Granted, but you get stuck like a pretzel and it is 2 days before someone finds you I wish i could run as fast as Usain Bolt Quote
AbielleRose Posted January 7, 2010 Posted January 7, 2010 Granted, but you accidentially run into a parked car and break both of your legs. I wish I could change my laugh. Quote
ned Posted January 7, 2010 Posted January 7, 2010 Granted, it's changed to a snort I wish i never had to shower Quote
AbielleRose Posted January 7, 2010 Posted January 7, 2010 I already do snort Not a lot or anything, just when I really get going and only once or twice... its embarrassing though. Granted, but nobody will go near you because even though you are clean you still smell. I wish I could go to Disney World! Quote
ned Posted January 7, 2010 Posted January 7, 2010 Granted, but it is closed and you can't go on any rides I wish i could go back in time and tell my younger self what to look out for Quote
AbielleRose Posted January 7, 2010 Posted January 7, 2010 Granted, but because you messed with the space/time continuum you miss out on meeting some of the most amazing people in your life. I wish somebody would come and kill this spider for me. Quote
ned Posted January 7, 2010 Posted January 7, 2010 Granted, but because you messed with the space/time continuum you miss out on meeting some of the most amazing people in your life. Hmm, i could live with that if i could go back and give myself every lottery result for 2 years Granted, but they make you eat it I wish i was good at building stuff Quote
AbielleRose Posted January 7, 2010 Posted January 7, 2010 Granted, but they make you eat it EVILNESS! Granted, but only with Legos. I wish I lived in a beautiful castle with a full staff and unending pampering services. Quote
ned Posted January 7, 2010 Posted January 7, 2010 Granted, but you are given a bill for all the service at the end of the week which you can not pay and you get thrown out I wish i could talk to animals Quote
AbielleRose Posted January 7, 2010 Posted January 7, 2010 Granted, but they only respond in Miley Cyrus lyrics. I wish I could travel to every country in the whole world. Quote
ned Posted January 7, 2010 Posted January 7, 2010 Granted, but you have to do it on a spacehopper I wish i could ride a horse Quote
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