Corrupt a Wish

[AbielleRose]

Could be fun, maybe I can join a Kiss tribute band or something.

 

Granted, but you end up sawing a girl in half and forget how to put her back together again.

 

I wish I could star in a romantic movie with Gerard Butler.

[ned]

(i had to look him up, still don't know who he is )

 

Granted, but you have flu and he demands a body double for the kissing scenes

 

I wish i could strike oil

[AbielleRose]

Have you seen the movie 300? He played King Leonidas.

 

Granted, but you don't strike it until you are 90 years old and we have all moved on to a different fuel base by then.

 

I wish I would win the lottery this week.

[ned]

Oh right, he looks a bit like Russel Crowe?

 

Granted, but you lose the ticket and can't collect it

 

I wish i had no neighbours

[AbielleRose]

Yup, that's him. Much sexier than Crowe though.

 

Granted, but you become lonely and start talking to inatimate objects and expect them to talk back. When they don't you get angry and start smashing them.

 

I wish I could lose weight eating only chocolate and mashed potatoes.

[ned]

Granted, but you develop an addiction to them and continue losing weight until you waste away

 

I wish i could discover the cure for the common cold

[AbielleRose]

Granted, but a new strain of illness developes that is immune to your cure and even more complex and deadly.

 

I wish I could be president for a day.

[Raven]

Granted, but you have to go and visit Dallas as part of your duties.

 

I wish nice things will happen to the next poster.

[AbielleRose]

Aw, you're a nice one Raven. Granted, and because of your kind heart wonderful things will happen to you in return.

 

I wish I could magically change my appearance at will.

[ned]

Granted, but you end up getting stuck as Miley Cyrus

I wish Gordon Brown knew what he was doing

[AbielleRose]

Granted, but he dosn't change his ways.

 

I wish Miley Cyrus would quit music and become a nun.

[ned]

Granted, but her dad makes a comeback

 

I wish i could do complicated maths problems in my head

[AbielleRose]

Granted, but you get an anurism from all the hard thinking and die.

 

I wish I didn't feel so aimless in life.

[ELQ]

Awwww:cry2: Granted - A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort!

 

I wish my feet weren't soooo cold

[ned]

Granted, but you get an anurism from all the hard thinking and die.

 

Flippin 'eck

 

I wish my feet weren't soooo cold

 

Granted, but they become warm and unbearably smelly

 

I wish i had a brand new pair of socks every day

[AbielleRose]

Granted, but they are all way too big and you can never get them to stay on your feet.

 

I wish I were a great hockey player.

[ned]

You are the greatest with a stick but you can't skate

 

I wish i could remain at a constant comfortable temperature

[AbielleRose]

Granted, but only when you aren't wearing any clothes, the rest of the time you are burning up.

 

I wish I could grow my hair out past my shoulders.

[ELQ]

Granted - you grow thick lustrous tresses but everyone calls you "Rapunzel"

 

I wish I was in a hot country right now

[nightingale]

Granted, but it's so hot all the water evaporates and you die of thirst .

 

I wish my bed could make itself.

[AbielleRose]

Granted, but you are unable to unmake it.

 

I wish I could master every musical instrument ever invented.

[ned]

Granted, but you can't read music so you can't play anything anyone wants to hear

 

I wish i could be a monkey for a day

[AbielleRose]

Granted, but you get captured and taken to the pound.

 

I wish I could tour China.

[ned]

Granted, but you can't speak the language and get lost then die of thirst

 

I wish i could win the top prize on Deal or No Deal

[AbielleRose]

Granted, but it is a charity show and all of your winnings go to the 'Future Liverpool Football Players Program'

 

I wish I had a pizza right now.