AbielleRose Posted January 7, 2010 Posted January 7, 2010 Granted, but the ride goes wrong leaving you bowlegged for life. I wish I could learn to dance the Tango. Quote
ned Posted January 7, 2010 Posted January 7, 2010 Granted, but as soon as you have your final lesson you lose your legs in a paragliding accident I wish i had the courage to go parachuting Quote
AbielleRose Posted January 7, 2010 Posted January 7, 2010 Granted, but you land in a tree. Hard. I wish I could go back to college. Quote
ned Posted January 7, 2010 Posted January 7, 2010 Granted, but the only space you can get is in a class you hate I wish i could go to the moon Quote
AbielleRose Posted January 7, 2010 Posted January 7, 2010 Granted, but you bounce wrong and go orbiting off into outer space. I wish I could get a massage today. Quote
ned Posted January 7, 2010 Posted January 7, 2010 Granted, but it is so rough that you end up feeling worse I wish could make whatever i desired at that very moment appear at will Quote
AbielleRose Posted January 7, 2010 Posted January 7, 2010 Granted, but you discover that you have some really weird subconcious desires... I wish I had flawless spelling and grammar. Quote
ned Posted January 7, 2010 Posted January 7, 2010 Granted, but you discover that you have some really weird subconcious desires... I don't know if they could get weirder Granted, but you become so obsessed that even the smallest error sends you into a fit of rage I wish i never had to do gardening Quote
AbielleRose Posted January 7, 2010 Posted January 7, 2010 Granted, but then you will never know the sweet smells of a flower freshly picked or the taste of a tomato eaten ripe of the vine. I wish I knew where I was going to be in 5 years. Quote
ned Posted January 7, 2010 Posted January 7, 2010 Granted but it is somewhere you hate and you spend the next 5 years worrying I wish i could stay 25 Quote
AbielleRose Posted January 7, 2010 Posted January 7, 2010 Granted, but all of your friends continue to age and out grow you. I wish I were more outgoing. Quote
ELQ Posted January 7, 2010 Posted January 7, 2010 Granted but you become so outgoing that you are never in and you forget where you live, therefore becoming homeless.. I wish I wasn't snowed in! Quote
nightingale Posted January 9, 2010 Posted January 9, 2010 Granted, but the snow slowly makes its way into your home taking it over and you have to make your new home in an igloo. I wish my house keys would always be in the first place i look for them . Quote
ELQ Posted January 9, 2010 Posted January 9, 2010 Granted, but the snow slowly makes its way into your home taking it over and you have to make your new home in an igloo. It already has and I am! Granted but then you would always be on time for work etc because you no longer had to look for them.... (is that a good thing or a bad thing - not sure) I wish I could remember things without having to write a list Quote
Chrissy Posted March 20, 2010 Posted March 20, 2010 Granted ~ now you will remember every small detail of EVERYTHING. Phew! I wish that my OH and his brother could get the coving up without making a mess of my fab painting job. I am so proud of the result and it's currently being bashed and chipped. Quote
AbielleRose Posted March 21, 2010 Posted March 21, 2010 Granted, but after they get it up they can never get it down again. I wish I owned my own private jet and could travel anywhere I wanted for free. Quote
poppyshake Posted March 24, 2010 Posted March 24, 2010 Granted but you can never go home again I wish that chocolate was low calorie and cabbage high. Quote
AbielleRose Posted March 24, 2010 Posted March 24, 2010 Granted, but you become lactose intolorant and get really bad gastrointestional issues by eating it, issues that can only be cured by eating cabbage. I wish I could dye my hair red and look good. Quote
Chrissy Posted March 24, 2010 Posted March 24, 2010 Granted! It will only look good though if you always wear a completely bright red outfit, including a hat, thigh high patent leather boots and all red accessories! I wish the laundry would get itself done. Quote
AbielleRose Posted March 24, 2010 Posted March 24, 2010 Granted, but it uses too much detergent causing your skin to itch. I wish Gerard Butler would come and entertain me for the evening. Quote
ned Posted March 24, 2010 Posted March 24, 2010 Granted, but he entertains you by showing you all the ways you can skin a cat I wish Manchester United never lost Quote
AbielleRose Posted March 24, 2010 Posted March 24, 2010 Granted, but this makes the Glazers a whole lot of money and they decide to buy all the teams in Northern Ireland, too. I wish it were the weekend already! Quote
ned Posted March 24, 2010 Posted March 24, 2010 I could buy all the teams in Northern Ireland right now with the change in my pocket Granted but you miss Gerard Butler who visits on Thursday I wish i knew how to fix cars Quote
AbielleRose Posted March 24, 2010 Posted March 24, 2010 *Gasp* Evil... Granted, but you lose 2 fingers and smell permanently of gasoline. I wish I owned my own little bakery. Quote
poppyshake Posted March 24, 2010 Posted March 24, 2010 Granted, but all your cakes/buns/tarts/bread have to contain mouse droppings. I wish I looked like Audrey Hepburn. Quote
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