poppy Posted September 25, 2014 Share Posted September 25, 2014 Dex thought he'd 'pass' on the chips and the lovely Trixie for now, instead, not being able to resist for a second longer, he made a wild lunge at the delectable smelling sausage and bacon sandwich. Unfortunately .............. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itsmeagain Posted September 25, 2014 Share Posted September 25, 2014 The sandwich was reached first by a rat, and this rat scuttled away into a hole with a sausage sarnie in it's mouth. Dex was thus stuck in the company of Trixie...she looks the literary type thought Dex, i wonder now will she tell me her thoughts on Jo nesbo? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dex Posted September 25, 2014 Share Posted September 25, 2014 Though slightly miffed by the lack of a sandwich, dex was pleasantly surprised by Trixie's ample? no amiamble company. Dex became deeply engrossed in Trixie's engaging exchange of deeply held beliefs. Dex definitively decided that Trixie had more up top than most, when she started discussing The Redbreast... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itsmeagain Posted September 25, 2014 Share Posted September 25, 2014 (edited) Trixie began holding forth eloquently on the specifics of the novel, saying that with respect we need to know the redbreast combines war with crime, and Dex and she swapped opinions while chips were greasily prepared in the dirty kitchen.Dex was hungry and he was now very Edited September 25, 2014 by itsmeagain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dex Posted September 25, 2014 Share Posted September 25, 2014 Intrigued by Trixie's tantalising treats which she presented on tray made to look like one of Dexter's Blood Spatter demonstrations... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itsmeagain Posted September 25, 2014 Share Posted September 25, 2014 As a result Dex asked what was Trixie doing later on as he likes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poppy Posted September 25, 2014 Share Posted September 25, 2014 (edited) ...... but before he could go into an in-depth conversation about his considerable likes and dislikes, Cornelius burst into the room. 'Have you been thawing things from the freezer again?? How many times have I told you, Trixie, you are NOT to share our collection of spare body parts with the guests???!!!' Dex slowly backed out of the room. Cornelius whispered, 'Now I'm afraid I'm going to have to ..... Edited September 25, 2014 by poppy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itsmeagain Posted September 25, 2014 Share Posted September 25, 2014 (edited) Ask you kindly not to leave Dexter my book bearing codger..this abode is under quarantine due to Edited September 25, 2014 by itsmeagain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poppy Posted September 29, 2014 Share Posted September 29, 2014 an outbreak of Galloping Borborygmi.' 'Sounds painful,' gasped Dex, as he made a wild dash for the door 'but I fear I really must take the risk!' He made the door in three great strides and would have made good his escape if it hadn't been for ...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itsmeagain Posted September 29, 2014 Share Posted September 29, 2014 One of Trixie's red high heeled shoes tripping him up...so Dex never went out the door but through the locked door, head first. It occurred to him that he needed to run so Dex did just that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dex Posted September 29, 2014 Share Posted September 29, 2014 He jumped into his yellow landrover and sped away from Cornelius's house as fast as he could. 'Lucky escape', he thought, but was disappointed that he miss Trixie's company. He pulled over and decided to check where he was, as he didn't recognise the area he now found himself in... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poppy Posted September 30, 2014 Share Posted September 30, 2014 Pulling a battered map from the glovebox, he was just unfolding it carefully and trying to figure out which way was up, when he felt a tap on his shoulder. Jerking his head round in surprise, he saw a bright pink painted fingernail attached to a hand, attached to a .....TRIXIE!! 'Hi Dexie,' she purred. 'Mind if I join you?' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itsmeagain Posted September 30, 2014 Share Posted September 30, 2014 Be my guest replied Dex ,offering a seat to this buxom lady. I do like your hair cooed Trixie appreciatively. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dex Posted September 30, 2014 Share Posted September 30, 2014 Yes, it's nice isn't it. I got it on WWW.Helltoupee.net. I leave it on the backseat, because of that well known saying, 'Hair today, gone tomorrow' and that other one 'Its all behind me now'. I quite like it, because it brings back fond memories of when I had Bob style length hair. It's just a shame that... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poppy Posted September 30, 2014 Share Posted September 30, 2014 so many people have mistaken it for a Yorkshire Terrier who's expired in the back seat due to neglect, and they've called out the RSPCA! It doesn't half take some explaining.' 'Well, I think your own hair is pretty cute,' Trixie breathed, twirling a lock round her pink tipped finger and blowing in his ear. This caused Dex to swerve rather violently into oncoming traffic and disaster was only averted by .......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dex Posted September 30, 2014 Share Posted September 30, 2014 Dex quickly tugging his beard out of Trixie's hand and swerving violently back to the left... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poppy Posted September 30, 2014 Share Posted September 30, 2014 'Trixie dear, perhaps you could assist me by navigating.' He was finding Trixie's attentions rather distracting and although exhilarating, not at all conducive to safe driving. He handed her the map. "Ooooo yes please, I'm a fabulous navigator. Where are we going?' and she promptly led them ...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itsmeagain Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 Down a dismaly dark London alley, where they encountered a nightclub named Seedy Joe's. Ooooh i love seedy said Trixie, grabbing Dex by the hand and paying 50p for admission for two on the door. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dex Posted October 5, 2014 Share Posted October 5, 2014 Dex took a closer look at the sign at the entrance, as Trixie dragged him through the doors. The sign actually read Speedy Joe's. It was decked out in Touring car memorabilia. Pictures of legends like John Clelland and Tim Harvey. There was even a section called The Brawl Wall. Dex was not surprised to see pictures of Matt Neal and Jason Plato prominently featured. There was also a wall featuring stars of Support races. A familiar name featured on the wall, Jack Dex, formula ford driver. Mmm thought dex, So someone out there beat me to it.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itsmeagain Posted October 5, 2014 Share Posted October 5, 2014 And with that startling information on his mind, Dex led Trixie to the bar. What are you having, he asked her..oh i will be ok Dex, now I can see pics of Ayrton Senna plus David Essex with a silver dream machine. In fact Dex Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poppy Posted October 12, 2014 Share Posted October 12, 2014 if I'm absolutely honest with you, I've rather got a thing about racing car drivers, I fantasize about them constantly. Those tight suits, those crash helmets, all those seatbelts.....' Trixie was sounding rather breathless. 'I imagine how I could..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itsmeagain Posted October 13, 2014 Share Posted October 13, 2014 Get my wicked way with anyone dressed like an f1 driver. So saying, Trixie looked at Dexs racing car rigout and lunged to plant a sloppy kiss right on Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poppy Posted October 14, 2014 Share Posted October 14, 2014 his moosh. But at the same moment, Dex stood up to take a closer look at his alter-ego Jack Dex which completely threw Trixie off balance. She ended up sprawled across the table, knocking Dex's drink to the floor and in the process drenching herself in beer. Dex reacted by ..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itsmeagain Posted October 14, 2014 Share Posted October 14, 2014 Going up tothe bar for another pint of Old Brum Gold. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poppy Posted October 15, 2014 Share Posted October 15, 2014 For all her multitudinous charms, Trixie did seem to attract her fair share of misadventures, thought Dex. He hoped this wouldn't prove a hindrance in their blossoming romance. He handed over another fiver resignedly. Meantime Trixie attempted to mop herself up with ..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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