itsmeagain Posted January 12, 2013 Share Posted January 12, 2013 the Russians, who are..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dex Posted January 13, 2013 Share Posted January 13, 2013 always plotting against us, like when..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poppy Posted January 13, 2013 Share Posted January 13, 2013 they sent us that great big Easter egg, which turned out to be ............ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itsmeagain Posted January 13, 2013 Share Posted January 13, 2013 a map of the world, places they want coloured in red..most upsetting.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poppy Posted January 13, 2013 Share Posted January 13, 2013 when they knew all along our favourite colour was pink, and now they're under the beds ..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dex Posted January 13, 2013 Share Posted January 13, 2013 searching for our stash of..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itsmeagain Posted January 13, 2013 Share Posted January 13, 2013 gold, all Tony`s money from when he was premier..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dex Posted January 13, 2013 Share Posted January 13, 2013 league player of the year for...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poppy Posted January 14, 2013 Share Posted January 14, 2013 Manchester United(??)until he had that most unfortunate accident, which left him ..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itsmeagain Posted January 14, 2013 Share Posted January 14, 2013 with a plaster on his little finger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poppy Posted January 14, 2013 Share Posted January 14, 2013 Leaving him now totally unable to play, he resorted to ....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Talisman Posted January 14, 2013 Share Posted January 14, 2013 (edited) eating Cadbury's creme eggs instead, under the stairs Edited January 14, 2013 by Talisman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itsmeagain Posted January 14, 2013 Share Posted January 14, 2013 Which fact was lamented by Prince Philip,....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dex Posted January 14, 2013 Share Posted January 14, 2013 Because that was where he kept his stash of pringle products of which his favourites were... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poppy Posted January 15, 2013 Share Posted January 15, 2013 jalapeno. He was caught furtively stuffing his .................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dex Posted January 15, 2013 Share Posted January 15, 2013 face, with a family size pork pie and toasted cheese sandwich in consolation. He washed these down with.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poppy Posted January 15, 2013 Share Posted January 15, 2013 several bottles of a lively little Sauvignon Blanc, causing him to .............. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itsmeagain Posted January 16, 2013 Share Posted January 16, 2013 sway in front of the telephone, just as it rang...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poppy Posted January 17, 2013 Share Posted January 17, 2013 he over-balanced and ended up with his head in a wastepaper basket and his ...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itsmeagain Posted January 17, 2013 Share Posted January 17, 2013 arm reaching out for the phone. Hello, Mr Philip, came the voice, we are from microsoft..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poppy Posted January 18, 2013 Share Posted January 18, 2013 and we are ringing to inform you that we have detected a virus on your computer, please just give us your password and ..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itsmeagain Posted January 18, 2013 Share Posted January 18, 2013 the first line of your address. How are you by the way mr philip?Switch on the pc like a good boy.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poppy Posted January 18, 2013 Share Posted January 18, 2013 ....what do you mean 'What's a pc? What do you mean you don't have one?'..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itsmeagain Posted January 18, 2013 Share Posted January 18, 2013 Sir this is important. Give me the first line of your address please..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dex Posted January 18, 2013 Share Posted January 18, 2013 Okay, It's No. 8 Green baize mansions, Pool Road. Do you think I'm totally daft. I may as drunk as a lord, but I am a ........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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