lunababymoonchild Posted March 27, 2021 Posted March 27, 2021 There once was a horse call PurpleWhose profession it was to burgle Quote
poppy Posted March 27, 2021 Posted March 27, 2021 There once was a horse called Purple Whose profession it was to burgle Disguised as a mule Quote
megustaleer Posted March 27, 2021 Author Posted March 27, 2021 There once was a horse called Purple Whose profession it was to burgle Disguised as a mule, The rozzers to fool, Quote
lunababymoonchild Posted March 27, 2021 Posted March 27, 2021 There once was a horse called Purple Whose profession it was to burgle Disguised as a mule, The rozzers to fool,All they could see was his curple - curple (noun) The rump, the posterior of a horse (who knew?) There once was giant rooster Quote
Raven Posted March 27, 2021 Posted March 27, 2021 2 hours ago, lunababymoonchild said: curple (noun) The rump, the posterior of a horse (who knew?) Stephen Fry! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-dLuu-ErnI Quote
lunababymoonchild Posted March 27, 2021 Posted March 27, 2021 (edited) 2 hours ago, Raven said: Stephen Fry! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-dLuu-ErnI Burns too! Edited March 27, 2021 by lunababymoonchild Quote
poppy Posted March 27, 2021 Posted March 27, 2021 There once was giant rooster Wooed a chicken, and then seduced her Quote
lunababymoonchild Posted March 28, 2021 Posted March 28, 2021 There once was giant rooster Wooed a chicken, and then seduced her He egged her on.... Quote
poppy Posted March 28, 2021 Posted March 28, 2021 There once was giant rooster Wooed a chicken, and then seduced her He egged her on.... With a cheesy love song Quote
lunababymoonchild Posted March 28, 2021 Posted March 28, 2021 There once was giant rooster Wooed a chicken, and then seduced her He egged her on.... With a cheesy love songWhich made him the perfect suitor. One day a girl from Glenfinnan Quote
itsmeagain Posted March 28, 2021 Posted March 28, 2021 3 hours ago, lunababymoonchild said: There once was giant rooster Wooed a chicken, and then seduced her He egged her on.... With a cheesy love songWhich made him the perfect suitor. One day a girl from Glenfinnan Married a duffer named Robbie MacKinnon... Quote
poppy Posted March 29, 2021 Posted March 29, 2021 One day a girl from Glenfinnan Married a duffer named Robbie MacKinnon... When asked to 'I do', Quote
Chrissy Posted March 29, 2021 Posted March 29, 2021 One day a girl from Glenfinnan Married a duffer named Robbie MacKinnon... When asked to 'I do', She initially withdrew As they love all their out of wed sinnin' * * * "Hell's Bells!" came a shout from the church Quote
itsmeagain Posted March 29, 2021 Posted March 29, 2021 43 minutes ago, Chrissy said: One day a girl from Glenfinnan Married a duffer named Robbie MacKinnon... When asked to 'I do', She initially withdrew As they love all their out of wed sinnin' * * * "Hell's Bells!" came a shout from the church As poor Audrey was left in the lurch.. Quote
poppy Posted March 30, 2021 Posted March 30, 2021 Hell's Bells!" came a shout from the church As poor Audrey was left in the lurch The groom did a bunk Quote
itsmeagain Posted March 30, 2021 Posted March 30, 2021 3 hours ago, poppy said: Hell's Bells!" came a shout from the church As poor Audrey was left in the lurch The groom did a bunk And, his nose full of gunk... Quote
poppy Posted April 1, 2021 Posted April 1, 2021 A very large welder named Basil Had a voice like granite gravel Quote
muggle not Posted April 1, 2021 Posted April 1, 2021 A very large welder name Basil Had a voice like granite gravel He went to the doc In a fit of shock Quote
itsmeagain Posted April 1, 2021 Posted April 1, 2021 4 hours ago, muggle not said: A very large welder name Basil Had a voice like granite gravel He went to the doc In a fit of shock Then the doc said 'don't go on the razzle.' Quote
poppy Posted April 1, 2021 Posted April 1, 2021 In the good old days of yore Every town had it's own bookstore Quote
itsmeagain Posted April 1, 2021 Posted April 1, 2021 2 hours ago, poppy said: In the good old days of yore Every town had it's own bookstore If you wanted to read.... Quote
lunababymoonchild Posted April 2, 2021 Posted April 2, 2021 (edited) In the good old days of yore Every town had it's own bookstore If you wanted to read To fulfil a need Edited April 2, 2021 by lunababymoonchild Miss-spelled fulfil Quote
itsmeagain Posted April 2, 2021 Posted April 2, 2021 1 hour ago, lunababymoonchild said: In the good old days of yore Every town had it's own bookstore If you wanted to read To fulfil a need Don't buy a book that will bore. Quote
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