lunababymoonchild Posted March 27, 2021 Share Posted March 27, 2021 There once was a horse call PurpleWhose profession it was to burgle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poppy Posted March 27, 2021 Share Posted March 27, 2021 There once was a horse called Purple Whose profession it was to burgle Disguised as a mule Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
megustaleer Posted March 27, 2021 Author Share Posted March 27, 2021 There once was a horse called Purple Whose profession it was to burgle Disguised as a mule, The rozzers to fool, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lunababymoonchild Posted March 27, 2021 Share Posted March 27, 2021 There once was a horse called Purple Whose profession it was to burgle Disguised as a mule, The rozzers to fool,All they could see was his curple - curple (noun) The rump, the posterior of a horse (who knew?) There once was giant rooster Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raven Posted March 27, 2021 Share Posted March 27, 2021 2 hours ago, lunababymoonchild said: curple (noun) The rump, the posterior of a horse (who knew?) Stephen Fry! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-dLuu-ErnI Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lunababymoonchild Posted March 27, 2021 Share Posted March 27, 2021 (edited) 2 hours ago, Raven said: Stephen Fry! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-dLuu-ErnI Burns too! Edited March 27, 2021 by lunababymoonchild Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poppy Posted March 27, 2021 Share Posted March 27, 2021 There once was giant rooster Wooed a chicken, and then seduced her Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lunababymoonchild Posted March 28, 2021 Share Posted March 28, 2021 There once was giant rooster Wooed a chicken, and then seduced her He egged her on.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poppy Posted March 28, 2021 Share Posted March 28, 2021 There once was giant rooster Wooed a chicken, and then seduced her He egged her on.... With a cheesy love song Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lunababymoonchild Posted March 28, 2021 Share Posted March 28, 2021 There once was giant rooster Wooed a chicken, and then seduced her He egged her on.... With a cheesy love songWhich made him the perfect suitor. One day a girl from Glenfinnan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itsmeagain Posted March 28, 2021 Share Posted March 28, 2021 3 hours ago, lunababymoonchild said: There once was giant rooster Wooed a chicken, and then seduced her He egged her on.... With a cheesy love songWhich made him the perfect suitor. One day a girl from Glenfinnan Married a duffer named Robbie MacKinnon... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poppy Posted March 29, 2021 Share Posted March 29, 2021 One day a girl from Glenfinnan Married a duffer named Robbie MacKinnon... When asked to 'I do', Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hux Posted March 29, 2021 Share Posted March 29, 2021 One day a girl from Glenfinnan Married a duffer named Robbie MacKinnon... When asked to 'I do', She initially withdrew Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chrissy Posted March 29, 2021 Share Posted March 29, 2021 One day a girl from Glenfinnan Married a duffer named Robbie MacKinnon... When asked to 'I do', She initially withdrew As they love all their out of wed sinnin' * * * "Hell's Bells!" came a shout from the church Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itsmeagain Posted March 29, 2021 Share Posted March 29, 2021 43 minutes ago, Chrissy said: One day a girl from Glenfinnan Married a duffer named Robbie MacKinnon... When asked to 'I do', She initially withdrew As they love all their out of wed sinnin' * * * "Hell's Bells!" came a shout from the church As poor Audrey was left in the lurch.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poppy Posted March 30, 2021 Share Posted March 30, 2021 Hell's Bells!" came a shout from the church As poor Audrey was left in the lurch The groom did a bunk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itsmeagain Posted March 30, 2021 Share Posted March 30, 2021 3 hours ago, poppy said: Hell's Bells!" came a shout from the church As poor Audrey was left in the lurch The groom did a bunk And, his nose full of gunk... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hux Posted March 30, 2021 Share Posted March 30, 2021 Hell's Bells!" came a shout from the church As poor Audrey was left in the lurch The groom did a bunk And, his nose full of gunk... He ran off with that tart Susie Burch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itsmeagain Posted March 31, 2021 Share Posted March 31, 2021 A very large welder named Basil.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poppy Posted April 1, 2021 Share Posted April 1, 2021 A very large welder named Basil Had a voice like granite gravel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hux Posted April 1, 2021 Share Posted April 1, 2021 A very large welder name Basil Had a voice like granite gravel He went to the doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
muggle not Posted April 1, 2021 Share Posted April 1, 2021 A very large welder name Basil Had a voice like granite gravel He went to the doc In a fit of shock Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itsmeagain Posted April 1, 2021 Share Posted April 1, 2021 4 hours ago, muggle not said: A very large welder name Basil Had a voice like granite gravel He went to the doc In a fit of shock Then the doc said 'don't go on the razzle.' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itsmeagain Posted April 1, 2021 Share Posted April 1, 2021 In the good old days of yore. .... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poppy Posted April 1, 2021 Share Posted April 1, 2021 In the good old days of yore Every town had it's own bookstore Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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