I don't give a monkey's if................

[gardengirl]

A friend started this game a few weeks ago via e-mail, it can be played in different ways....if you can be really honest it works well, or you can just be downright funny [could be both I guess!]

So I will get the ball rolling by my own offering,

 

            ............ Tesco don't make a profit this year

                                 

[poppy]

......if I never eat tripe again

[itsmeagain]

if i never go to my current work again....

[ian]

if I ever get a PIP cold call again.......

[dex]

If I've got as bad an attitude as you

[gardengirl]

the bed isn't made by 5pm

[Talisman]

my boss doesn't like what I have to say

[gardengirl]

I never climb Mount Everest

[poppy]

I never win Lotto

[Chrissy]

The grass gets mowed today.

[gardengirl]

Boris Johnson falls off his bike

[Talisman]

Boris Johnson gets back on his bike   

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[muggle not]

Boris Johnson can recognize a bike.

[Talisman]

Boris Johnson gets saddle sores

[gardengirl]

Boris Johnson can recognize a bike.

 

sadly he can [He is The Lord Mayor Of London and a prize nincompoop as Bertie Wooster might say.]

I don't give a monkey's if.... I never hear the words 'climate change' again in my life.

[dex]

You don't like my taste in Books.

 

(Some short Sci-Fi recommendations, on the other hand) ;-)

[gardengirl]

..... if it snows this Winter [i am prepared!]

[poppyshake]

.. I'm a banana, pear, apple or hourglass .. I'll wear what I bl**dy like  

[poppy]

.. I'm a banana, pear, apple or hourglass .. I'll wear what I bl**dy like  

 

You go girl!!  You always look wonderful in your photos.

 

.... high heels make you look sexy ......I aint wearing 'em!!

[muggle not]

You don't like my taste in music.

[TStarnes]

...its a lifetime on the hips.  I am still eating this piece of pie.

[gardengirl]

........I never swim with whales/dolphins/sharks

[muggle not]

If I am ever employed again.

[gardengirl]

If I am ever employed again.

as long as you can pay the bills muggle not!

.......... if I'm never in the New Years Honours List

[poppy]

....if I never climb Mt Everest