lol these all made me laugh! My Dad's also good at cheesy jokes so here's some of his I can remember...
Why did the hedgehog cross the road?
To see his flat mate!
A man goes into a bar with his pet giraffe. After a while and a few drinks, the man goes to leave the bar, leaving the giraffe behind. The bar man calls after him "hey! you can't leave that lyin' here!" to which the man replies "it's not a lion, it's a giraffe!".
(this is one of my sisters favourites)
Why did the sand blush?
- Because the sea weed