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What can i say, it sums up a mans life perfectly

The League Of Gentleman Apocolypse

Some sort of cheese and ham pastry things that i picked up on the way home, i am not in the mood to cook tonight

I can't stand Guy Richie films so i will be avoiding this like the plague. I will just continue to watch Jeremy Brett and pretend that this film does not exist

Did you make your own wedding dress?

hey rachel, welcome:006:

A little old lady was in the kitchen one day, washing the dishes when suddenly a little genie appeared beside her. "You've led a long and good life" the genie said, "I have come to reward you by granting you three wishes. Ask for anything you want and I will make it happen." The old lady was surprised but cynical. Not really believing that anything would happen she decided to play along for a minute. "Ok," she said. "Turn all those dirty dishes into money." Instantly the dishes had turned into a big pile of cash. "My," said the old lady, staggered that it had actually worked, "Perhaps you could make me look young and sexy again?" No sooner had she said it than she was much younger and very attractive. Excitedly she carried on "Can you turn my dear old cat into a handsome young man?" The cat was promptly replaced by a handsome young man. Smiling devilishly, she turned to the young man and said "At last! Now I want to have sex with you for the rest of the day and all night too!" The young man just looked at her for moment then replied in a high pitched voice "You should have thought about that before you took me to the vet's."

1. My favourite film is Pulp Fiction 2. My favourite song is Whiter Shade of Pale by Procol Harum 3. I am NOT an animal person 4. I can't stand text speak (txt spk), if someone can't be bothered to type out a message properly for me then i can't be bothered to reply 5. If you knock at my door after 9pm and i'm not expecting you i won't be answering

2012, funnily also the time i started to feel bored and sleepy, and the film started at 20:00

I only got the urge to watch it after Peter Kay won an award at the comedy awards the other night. I love Kenny Sr. The lies he tells are brilliant.

Tonight i'm thinking Phoenix Nights

Not really a fan but i do like the song 'Dead'.

No not tonight, it's just boring old unmushy peas:roll:

Steak & Chips with peas and plenty of tomato sauce

The only problem i see with this is that people will now be constantly studying themselves in handheld mirrors as they walk down the street, looking for signs of ageing and will walk onto the road and SPLAT!

I have 2 clocks in my whole house! 1 in the kitchen and 1 in my bedroom.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/8411329.stm Look Younger Live Longer This is good news, i'm always getting asked for ID even though i'm 25:mrgreen:

Why do you have 2 in your living room? Are there 2 different time zones in there?

I was waiting for Argumental before i went to bed to watch Steptoe, the f****** snooker has run over now and it's not on

I like it when he is trying to do the books and then the two Mormons turn up at the door. "Come in, what's Jesus up to these days"

Father Ted

I am suffering the dreaded curse of having Chinese food, i am starving only couple of hours after i have eaten it. Thinking about making some beans on toast.

Yeah that is amazing lol The first is the best series i think. Graham Linehan co wrote it and he is a genius of the highest calibre.

The F Word

Which series?