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50 Cent is on Graham Norton tonight. That should be........ interesting

The school phoned me today and said, "your son's been telling lies" I said, "well tell him he's bloody good - I ain't got any kids!" I recently saved a ton of money on my car insurance. By fleeing the scene of the accident. Is it just me, or are 80% of the people in the "people you may know" feature on Facebook people that you do know, but deliberately choose not to be friends with?

I don't think that is even possible I've not had that in ages, hmmmm, will have to keep that in mind for later in the week

If someone offered me

So if you were to go onto I'm A Celebrity your luxury item would be a gallon of dolmio?

Dolmio day?

I think i'm going to re watch series 3 of The Mighty Boosh over the next couple of nights.

What do you mean?

Maybe just a little lol

Hey there

51.This Is The Last Time - Keane 52.You Really Got Me - The Kinks 53.Can't Get You Outta My Head - Kylie Minogue 54.Poke (your) Face - Lady GaGa 55.Just A Little Bit - Liberty X 56.All Night Long - Lionel Richie 57.Everything Must Go - Manic Street Preachers 58.Shake It Off - Mariah Carey 59.What Is It? - Mark Knopfler 60.Too Close For Comfort - McFly 61.It's All Coming Back To Me Now - Meat Loaf 62.Don't Stop 'Til You Get Enough - Michael Jackson 63.Can You Feel It? - Michael Jackson 64.Work It - Missy Elliot 65.I've Been This Way Before - Neil Diamond 66.Over and Over Again - Nelly ft.Tim McGraw 67.Scoff - Nirvana 68.Something In The Way - Nirvana 69.Underneath It All - No Doubt 70.Bring It On Down - Oasis 71.Roll With It - Oasis 72.Stop and Stare - One Republic 73.Another Day In Paradise - Phil Collins 74.Let's Go Crazy - Prince 75.Don't Stop Me Now - Queen 76.I Want It All - Queen 77.Steady As She Goes - The Raconteurs 78.No Surprises - Radiohead 79.Can't Stop - Red Hot Chili Peppers 80.Give It Away - Red Hot Chili Peppers 81.Never Gonna Give You Up - Rick Astley 82.You Can't Always Get What You Want - Rolling Stones 83.Come Get Some - Rooster 84.You Got It - Roy Orbison 85.Reach - S Club 7 86.Push It - Salt 'n' Pepa 87.Twisting The Night Away - Sam Cooke 88.Whenever - Wherever - Shakira 89.I'm Gonna Getcha Good - Shania Twain 90.Up! - Shania Twain 91.All I Wanna Do - Sheryl Crow 92.All Or Nothing - The Small Faces 93.Beginning To Get To Me 94.Up The Junction - Squeeze 95.Just Lookin' - Stereophonics 96.Pick A Part That's New - Stereophonics 97.Inside - Stiltskin 98.Round Round - Sugababes 99.In Too Deep - Sum 41 100.It Only Takes A Minute - Take That 101.Handle With Care - Traveling Wilburys Yes I am aware i have too much time on my hands lol

OK, so i sat down intending to write for a couple of hours and like usual i looked for something to distract me and i couldn't get this thread out of my head. So here are my suggestions for 101 Songs To Pick Your Nose By. (I'll break it up into 2 posts) 1.Caught In The Middle - A1 2.Always Have, Always Will - Ace Of Base 3.Don't Wanna Miss A Thing - Aerosmith 4.Snot That Kinda Girl - Anastacia 5.Let It Be - The Beatles 6.I (don't) Wanna Hold Your Hand - The Beatles 7.Fixing A Hole - The Beatles 8.We Can Work It Out - The Beatles 9.Irreplaceable - Beyonce 10.When The Going Gets Tough - Billy Ocean 11.One Way Or Another - Blondie 12.I Shall Be Released - Bob Dylan 13.Stir It Up - Bob Marley 14.Round and Round - The Bodyrockers 15.Piece Of Me - Britney Spears 16.When You're Gone - Bryan Adams and Mel C 17.Jerk It Out - Caesars Palace 18.Do It Again - The Chemical Brothers 19.Hardest Part - Coldplay 20.One More Time - Daft Punk 21.Gotta Get Thru This - Daniel Bedingfield 22.The Other Side - David Gray 23.Break On Through - The Doors 24.I Can See Clearly Now - The Drifters 25.Take It Easy - The Eagles 26.Bogie Wonderland - Earth, Wind & Fire (Sorry!) 27.Don't Bring Me Down - ELO 28.Cleanin Out My Closet - Eminem 29.It's In The Way That You Use It - Eric Clapton 30.Don't Stop - Fleetwood Mac 31.My Way - Frank Sinatra 32.Take Me Out - Franz Ferdinand 33.I Like It - Gerry and the Pacemakers 34.Sexy, No, No, No - Girls Aloud 35.Something Kinda ewwwww - Girls Aloud 36.Slide In - Goldfrapp 37.It's So Easy - Guns n' Roses 38.Bad Obsession - Guns n' Roses 39.Wind It Up - Gwen Stefani 40.I'm Into Something Good - Hermans Hermits 41.Take Everything - Hole 42.Search And Destroy - Iggy Pop 43.I Got You (I Feel Good) - James Brown 44.Up Where We Belong - Joe Cocker & Jennifer Warnes 45.Hurts So Good - John Cougar Mellencamp 46.Little Green - Joni Mitchell 47.I'm Lovin' It - Justin Timberlake 48.Give It Up - KC & The Sunshine Band 49.That's The Way I Like It - KC & The Sunshine Band 50.Can't Stop Now - Keane

Any song suggestions?

Well i believe you are safe then although i can't remember doing it myself so what does that make me???

As long as you don't do number 17 i think you are OK

Chicken dinner tonight (minus the mash)

My mum is exactly the same about books, sometimes if it is a thick book she hardly has the pages opened incase the spine cracks

MOTD2, I always forget this is on

A widowed new york cop with 10 adopted children between the ages of 5 and 15

Have you broken the spine yet? TV is pretty poor tonight so i think i will just go to bed and finish my James Patterson

The Quiet Man, John Wayne classic

I don't really have one, as a rule i avoid a film if i have read the book because it usually disappoints

Ohhh, probably in the recliner beside the window.