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Yo, Rach. Just dropping in to say "Yo!", so - by anyone's standards - I can safely say that I have accomplished that which I set out to achieve. Would you not agree, my friend?
How are you? What, as they say, is new with you?
Hoping this finds you super-well. X
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A three day week! Sounds magic! Happy Thanksgiving, Lady.
Actually (and this is really poor form for me), I don' quite understand what Thanksgiving is. I see Americans celebrating it in films and such like, but have never asked anyone what one celebrates and where it comes from.
How incredibly uneducated is that!?! Maybe you could tell me? Sorry for being such an ignoramus.
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Aloha. Wicky wicky and all that jazz. It has been too long since last we spoke. What's new with you, Lou? (I know your name isn't Lou, but it rhymed. So there.)
Ho hum. Crazy days, eh? Crazy days.
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Sarah. Hello. It's been about...hmmm...yes, about ONE THOUSAND YEARS since we last communicated. I have been remiss. For this, I apologise and wish to seek forgiveness. In order to achieve this end, I wish to tell you a joke that might hopefully make you chuckle. It is as follows:-
Q: How does one know that elephants have been hiding in one's fridge?
A: There are footprints in the butter.
Q: But why is it that one can never find elephants hiding in one's fridge?
A: Because they're really good at it.
How are you, Sarah? How is life treating you at this time? Me? I've been hiding from almost everything. Even books. Yep. Crazy days.
Take good care, my friend.
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Yeah, a bit grim it has been. Two of my friends died within two days of each other of cancer - one we knew about, one only told his wife. I had to grass on some of my colleagues the same week as they were telling each other the most appalling racist jokes to each other and extolling the virtues of being a member of the BNP. In a school. Where kids are. You wouldn't believe it.
My brother sent me the entire collection of Buffy on DVD for my birthday last year. Brother's can be really nice sometimes, can't they!
(I hate the way it says 36 in brackets in that info box - it just rubs it in!)
Have a good day. X