Mac

Hiya Giulia. I've been extra-rubbish lately. Please forgive my cack-ness. How are you doing? Did you go to the HGTTG thingy? I'd have loved that!

Hoping you are very well, my friend. X

Err...I missed your birthday, but - Happy Birthday for yesterday! Us Scorpio's are brilliant, aren't we?!? It's been ages since I've said 'hullo', so here we are. Hoping this finds you in the rudest of health. Take good care, mate.

Hiya Kelly. It's been ages, 'cos I've been rubbish. Truly rubbish. How are you? Things have been getting me down, recently and I have been hiding in plain sight, working my backside into the ground and then sticking a blanket over my head when I've been getting in. So, I'm sorry for not being much of a presence on here of late. I hope you are well and that things are okay with you.

I love Belle. If I could marry a cartoon, it'd be her. What's not to love? Long, auburn hair; big, brown eyes; that foxy, off-the-shoulder number she wears; and she loves books!

Hope you're well, my friend. Take care. X

Hello there, Paula. I've not been around for ages - if the truth is to be told, I've gone into meltdown with so much going on with work, Scouts, DofE, relationships, weddings and an almost overwhelming desire to run away from everything - and I want to say sorry and hi. I've still got the Harper Connolly books (I got stuck half way through the second one and have only read two books since, very slowly) and should really post them on.

How are things with you? I got really worried when I couldn't find you in my friends section, but then heaved a sigh of relief when I found you renamed as Weave. Nice one. What prompted this change?

Although things are still wobbly (I'm such a lemon!), I'll get my backside back into gear and put up those last reviews, get back on the forum and pull myself together.

I hope you're very well, my friend.

Matt Mac X:friends0:

Good morning. I hope this doesn't come across as terribly rude, but how does one pronounce your name? Please don't misunderstand - I love Celtic names, and wish to call my first daughter (should I ever be fortunate enough to father one) Niamh. Yours is a name I have never encountered, and I like to be right in my head.

I hope you're really well, me old chum, and that things are going well with you. x

I'm quite well, thank you. Glad it's the weekend, I can tell you, mind! I'm really pleased you had a smashing time. Have a great weekend. x

Aaaaannnd Mac suddenly realises that he hasn't said congratulations and fells really silly. I hope you had a wonderful day and that the Honeymoon was superb, Kate. Good on ya, lass! X

Hiya Kelly. That's all. Hope you'r lovely and well, my friend. X

I have the book! I got it last night in Sainsbury's. Can't wait to read it - but I'm reading Iain Banks' Transition at the moment, which is absolutely brilliant (I gave up on the Charlaine Harris books - I hope people aren't cross about this...)

Work remains the same, so is bearable. I'm steering as clear as I can of the mad members of staff - such perplexing attitudes and behaviours!

How are you doing? What's happening tonight? Much planned?

Hope you're very well.

Aloha. I am tip top ta. Quite a gentle weekend ahead, not much planned after this morning, so I'm looking forward to some peace! Marvellous.

How are you, CW? Hope this finds you pukka!

Hoo hoo! How do you do, Roxi? I hope you're tickety-boo and enjoying your Sunday...oops...my gammon's boiling over and there's coke all over me cooker (coca-cola, not nose candy!)

Woohoo! Hello, Sarah. Just whizzing through to go 'yo yo yo' and then crack on with cooking me dinner. I hope you're very, very well, my friend and that you've had a splendid weekend.

Pip pip and toodles for now.

Hola! What's new, friend of mine? It's been...err...some time? I'm certainly not on this page (you'd be surprised at how many people accuse me of this!).

Hope you're very well and excellent. X

Surely it must have been The Lord Of The Dance that made you feel off colour? Having experienced this and found it not to my taste, I would have run for the hills, cousin's wedding or nay!

I hope you enjoy a tr

Ahoy there. Thought I'd drop by to deliver our usual Sunday greetings. How're things, Sedge, me old mate?

Yo. How goes it? I'm off out to the pub at this time. What're you up to? Hope you're tres well.

Now THAT is is result, lady!

I think you'll enjoy Fluke. Anything by James Herbert's pretty good. Dean Koontz is always a fine read as well (with the odd exception). Is this a genre that you particularly like then?

Hope you're well.

NO points??? Dammit...what about pets? Do I get any pets?

So, Beef, me old mucker. Here's a question. I assumed from the start that your claim to be female was, in point of fact, false. That wasn't the question. That was a preamble to the question. Here's the question I wish to pose. Why make such a claim? Is it to do with wishing to rain confusion upon us? Is it to do with maintaining anonymity in any way you possibly can? Is it that you have a worrying fascination with shoes and feel that making this claim excuses this?

Actually, reading back over this message, I appear to have asked many more than one question, and for this (and for lulling you into a false sense of security pertaining to the number of questions being presented to you) I humbly apologise. I wish not to offend, merely to seek knowledge, for is it not true that knowledge is power? And what does power make? That's right! Prizes!

Oh. No. It's pets that win prizes...no, I mean points, don't I?!?

Very well, thank you. I might just go and see District 9 today, early afternoon! What are your plans? Anything groovy?

Yo. Happy birthday, fella. Sorry it's a bit late. Hope you're having an ace Sunday.

Morning Andrea!

Aloha. Just checking in to say yo. Hope you'r3e having a lovely weekend.

P.S. How're you doing, anyway? What's the story over th'pond?