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Hello daria
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Hello Jayne
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What is your favourite children/young adult fiction?
bev replied to haniirani's topic in Children's / Young Adult
I can't face going to the cinema to watch the film incase I weep uncontrollably !! I'm gonna have to wait for the DVD !!! Sobbing is never a good look in public !! -
:friends0:Your Mum seems to have real strength of character and a true fighting spirit. You know what they say, the apple never falls far from the tree !! You sound like such a wonderful caring daughter who is showing true courage in the face of such tough times. You are truely doing you Mum proud. I salute you Paula. Big hugs
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Hello Lynne
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I thought I'd compete with Charm, most of her jokes are Irish (& she is Irish ) But sorry in advance if anybody is upset.
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It's probably easier to say which adverts don't annoy me ! Top 5 would have to be........ 1. "Had an accident that's not your fault ?" Aaarrggghhhhh 2.Furniture Ads, DFS, land of leather !!!! Always got a sale on !!! Gggrrrr 3."Hi I'm Barry Scott" No you're not, take your Cillit Bang and shove it mate !! 4. Mum's gone to Iceland. I could quite happily shut Kerry Katona in a freezer !! & the food is YUK !! 5.Tena Lady/Sanitary towels/Constipation cures. We all know what they're for we don't need an explaination. Especially when I'm having my dinner !!! :rant:OVER Love the Hovis Ad Thou
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One day an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman walked into a pub together. They each bought a pint of Guinness. Just as they were about to enjoy their creamy beverage, three flies landed in each of their pints, and were stuck in the thick head. The Englishman pushed his beer away in disgust. The Scotsman fished the fly out of his beer, and continued drinking it, as if nothing had happened. The Irishman, too, picked the fly out of his drink, held it out over the beer, and started yelling, "SPIT IT OUT, SPIT IT OUT YOU B*ST*RD!!!!"
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Being on here when I really should be doing other things !!!! Since i found this forum the housework has started to really pile up !!! Hubby hasn't mentioned it yet but I'm sure he's wondering where the magic washing & ironing fairy has gone !! I only ever intend to grab a quick coffee and pop in for a bit, but...well.... you know how it is..........
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I watched Frost, I forgot it was on Glad to hear it's being repeated will definitely be watching that.
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An Englishman, a Welshman and an Irishman were at the fair and about to go on the helter-skelter when an old crone steps in front of them. "This is a magic ride," she says. "You will land in whatever you shout out on the way down." "I'm game for this," says the Welshman and slides down the helter-skelter shouting "GOLD!" at the top of his voice. Sure enough, when he hit the bottom he found himself surrounded by thousands of pounds worth of gold coins. The Englishman goes next and shouts "SILVER!" at the top of his voice. At the bottom he lands in more silver coinage than he can carry. The Irishman goes last and, launching himself from the top of the slide shouts "WEEEEEEE!"
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A real silly one this.......... One day a man was driving down the road in a hot red convertable. He was driving 15 mph when a rabbit that hopped in front of his car. As the man swerved the rabbit swerved also and was run over. The man got out of the car and started crying "OH-MY-GOD... OH-MY-GOD!!!!" Just then a blonde drives up and asks him what's wrong, when he tells her she says, "Oh I can fix that." She goes to her car, pulls out a can and sprays the rabbit with it. It instantly comes alive and hops off, but every five feet it turns back to wave, before finally dissappearing into the forrest. The guy is amazed and says, "how did you do that?" The blonde just tosses him the can and drives off. The can says "Hair Spray: Guarenteed to bring your hair back to life and create a permanent wave."
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Little Johnny was going to his fathers house one day and he was packing everthing in his room and putting it in his little red wagon. He was walking to his fathers house with his wagon behind him, when he came to this hill. He started up the hill but was constantly swearing "This God damn thing is so heavy" A priest heard him and came out. "You shouldn't be swearing" said the priest. "God hears you...He is everywhere...He's in the chruch...He's on the sidewalk...He's everywhere" Then Little Johnny says "Oh is he in my Wagon" The prist replies "Yes Johnny God is in your Wagon" Little Johnny says "Well tell him to get the hell out and start pulling"
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