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Does anyone know when The Boy In The Striped Pyjamas is released on DVD ??
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I thought I heard Dan Browns Angels & Demons was in the making or was I dreaming !!!
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Not really a joke but makes you think............ What disease did cured ham have ? What's the difference between unique and very unique? We put in our two cents, but only get a penny for our thoughts. Who gets the extra penny? When do you become important enough to be considered assassinated and not just murdered? Can you cry under water? Who decided that a round pizza should be put in a square box? When you get to heaven, are you stuck for eternity wearing the same clothes you were buried in? Why did we put a man on the moon before we realized it would be a good idea to make luggage with wheels? Why are actors IN movies but ON television? Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast? Why does grass grow where you do not want it and not grow where you do? Why do we say we slept like a baby when they wake up every two hours? Why do we pay to get to the top of tall buildings, then pay to use binoculars to look at things on the ground? If a deaf person goes to court, do they call it a hearing? What is a Japanese maple tree called in Japan? (Ans: Baby's Palm) We say, "It's Greek to me." What do the Greeks say? (Ans: It's Chinese to me.) If we don't care that Jimmy cracked corn, why do we still sing about it? Why does Goofy stand upright and Pluto stand on all four feet? They're both dogs. Do "Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star" and "The Alphabet Song" have the same tune? On Gilligan's Island, the professor could make a radio out of a coconut. Why couldn't he fix the hole in the boat? If Wile E. Coyote has enough money to buy all that stuff from ACME, why doesn't he just buy himself dinner? Can you drive in the car pool lane if you're driving a hearse with t corpse in it? Why does a dog get mad at you if you blow in his face, but then stick his head out the window when you take him for a car ride?
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Your posts seem to be just all about premoting MTVone! This is supposed to be a book forum!
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Tom and Johnny were both patients in a Mental hospital. One day, Johnny suddenly dived into the deep end of the swimming pool. Tom jumped in and saved Johnny and the medical director came to know of his heroic act. Then doctor said to Tom:
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A crowded city at a busy bus stop, a beautiful young woman wearing a tight leather skirt was waiting for a bus. As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step of the bus. Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver, she reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little, thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg. She tried to again take the step, only to discover that she couldn
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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "If I show you a really good trick, will you give me a free drink?" The bartender considers it, and then agrees. The man reaches into his pocket and pulls out a tiny rat. He reaches into his other pocket and pulls out a tiny piano. The rat stretches, cracks his knuckles, and proceeds to play the blues. After the man finished his drink, he asked the bartender, "If I show you an even better trick, will you give me free drinks for the rest of the evening?" The bartender agrees, thinking that no trick could possibly be better than the first. The man reaches into his pocket and pulls out a tiny rat. He reaches into his other pocket and pulls out a tiny piano. The rat stretches, cracks his knuckles, and proceeds to play the blues. The man reaches into another pocket and pulls out a small bullfrog, which begins to sing along with the rat's music. While the man is enjoying his free drinks, a stranger confronts him and offers him
I should have stayed in bed !!! Hubby is having another dvd day, so is currently slobbed out in front of the tv !!! Watching "Ever After" of all things !!!! 
I must be losing my touch !! 
I'm gonna try & persuade hubby to take me to the pub a bit later !! Bet he says NO !!! 
Might have to resort to bribery !!
It tasted great by the way !! Hey you like innuendo and a bit of cheeky banter pop into the preference game me & ii are having a great time !! 
And as for you saying you're a good girl !!! Ummm....... I don't think so !! 
Got any more jokes ??