and would like a valuation, please.'
'Well, m'dear, Harry Potter books are a dime a dozen. What makes you think the one in your possession is valuable at all?' asked Mr Bookmite, a tiny bespectacled gentleman whose name seemed very apt.
'It's a signed first edition of Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone.'
'Golly gosh, upon my word! What sort of condition?' he squeaked excitedly.
'Pristine,' I called out.
'Bring it in now! I'll ...